Traces of Nuts Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/shows/?show=tracesofnuts A sharp, fast-paced collection of sketches and songs from UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts A sharp, fast-paced collection of sketches and songs from UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts. en Traces Of Nuts Comedy Troupe Simon Carter simon@tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk http://psstatic.podshow.com/images/shows/8390/shows/small/tracesofnuts.jpg?01d42048072f7f800c5ee24b209a5b8b Traces of Nuts http://www.btpodshow.com/shows/?show=tracesofnuts Podcast yes comedy, british, character, sketch Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:38:36 -0700 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss PodShow PDN simon@tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk webmaster@podshow.com Show 22 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=122846&tId=2 Some explicit content. iTunes top 100 comedy podcasters Traces Of Nuts delight in the subtle creamy smoothness of their latest mirthsome funfest.

This month in particular we ask:

1. Is flinging Big Brother contestants into a pit slightly less humane than just shooting them?
2. Is the train announcer the only one taking a poo at the next stop?
3. Is ‘Top Tips’ a bit too political for Traces Of Nuts? Should we just have stuck to knob gags?
4. Does the Abyssinian Beaver Fish really spurt poison from its rectum?
5. What’s a good wine to drink with Hula Hoops?
6. Why is that Young Conservative smothered in butter?
7. And is that a hoodie breaking into your car?

All this plus gay Irishmen with badminton rackets and beautifully wrought embroidery from Pete Gold.

Starring Chris Baxter, Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Pete Gold, David Lucas, Robert Mills, Sarah Parnell, Naomi Paxton, Bob Sinfield, Nick Swift, Jon Throup, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Love All’ by Pete Gold and Nick Swift. ‘Just A Man’ by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from Cello Journey, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Bob Sinfield? Him at www.doctorsinuk.com. Pete Gold? Larging it at www.petegold.co.uk. Nick Swift? Gotta love him at www.nickswift.com.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved.

]]> Some explicit content. iTunes top 100 comedy podcasters Traces Of Nuts delight in the subtle creamy smoothness of their latest mirthsome funfest. Some explicit content. iTunes top 100 comedy podcasters Traces Of Nuts delight in the subtle creamy smoothness of their latest mirthsome funfest. This month in particular we ask: 1. Is flinging Big Brother contestants into a pit slightly less humane than just shooting them? 2. Is the train announcer the only one taking a poo at the next stop? 3. Is ‘Top Tips’ a bit too political for Traces Of Nuts? Should we just have stuck to knob gags? 4. Does the Abyssinian Beaver Fish really spurt poison from its rectum? 5. What’s a good wine to drink with Hula Hoops? 6. Why is that Young Conservative smothered in butter? 7. And is that a hoodie breaking into your car? All this plus gay Irishmen with badminton rackets and beautifully wrought embroidery from Pete Gold. Starring Chris Baxter, Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Pete Gold, David Lucas, Robert Mills, Sarah Parnell, Naomi Paxton, Bob Sinfield, Nick Swift, Jon Throup, Craig Willis and Jon Wood. ‘Love All’ by Pete Gold and Nick Swift. ‘Just A Man’ by Pete Gold. Also featuring music from Cello Journey, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com [1]. Bob Sinfield? Him at www.doctorsinuk.com [2]. Pete Gold? Larging it at www.petegold.co.uk [3]. Nick Swift? Gotta love him at www.nickswift.com [4]. Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [5], www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [6] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [7]. Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved. Links: ------ [1] http://music.podshow.com/ [2] http://www.doctorsinuk.com/ [3] http://www.petegold.co.uk/ [4] http://www.nickswift.com/ [5] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [6] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [7] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:32:10 -0700 Podcast yes british, character, comedy, itunes, nuts, podshow, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/122846/tracesofnuts-122846-08-19-2008.mp3 Show 21 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=119308&tId=2 Some explicit content. Spiffing! The simply super UK comedy sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts take Timmy The Dog to the woods for a smashing picnic, with lots of cake and scrummy sandwiches, all washed down with lashings of ginger beer and todger gags.

In this month’s scrumptious helping of fun we ponder the following:

1. How did McCluskey get Mick Jagger’s number?
2. How far would Tony go for promotion?
3. Why do the murderers always turn up when Poirot invites them?
4. Does Badger really like beaver that much?
5. And can Paul McKenna make you thin?

All this plus moronic modulating from Pete Gold, Roger Funneldunk and Spunky The Wonder Poodle and a pint of finest Cockmuncher.

Starring Stephan Bessant, Ian Bennett, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Dave Murphy, Bob Sinfield, Becky Whitcroft, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Love Song’ by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from 1, Don Chihuahua, Fluox Speelt Fluox, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

The good doctor Bob Sinfield can be found at www.doctorsinuk.com. Pete Gold loiters with intent at www.petegold.co.uk.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved.

]]> Some explicit content. Spiffing! The simply super UK comedy sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts take Timmy The Dog to the woods for a smashing picnic, with… Some explicit content. Spiffing! The simply super UK comedy sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts take Timmy The Dog to the woods for a smashing picnic, with lots of cake and scrummy sandwiches, all washed down with lashings of ginger beer and todger gags. In this month’s scrumptious helping of fun we ponder the following: 1. How did McCluskey get Mick Jagger’s number? 2. How far would Tony go for promotion? 3. Why do the murderers always turn up when Poirot invites them? 4. Does Badger really like beaver that much? 5. And can Paul McKenna make you thin? All this plus moronic modulating from Pete Gold, Roger Funneldunk and Spunky The Wonder Poodle and a pint of finest Cockmuncher. Starring Stephan Bessant, Ian Bennett, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Dave Murphy, Bob Sinfield, Becky Whitcroft, Craig Willis and Jon Wood. ‘Love Song’ by Pete Gold. Also featuring music from 1, Don Chihuahua, Fluox Speelt Fluox, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com [1]. The good doctor Bob Sinfield can be found at www.doctorsinuk.com [2]. Pete Gold loiters with intent at www.petegold.co.uk [3]. Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [4], www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [5] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [6]. Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved. Links: ------ [1] http://music.podshow.com/ [2] http://www.doctorsinuk.com/ [3] http://www.petegold.co.uk/ [4] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [5] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [6] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ Sun, 20 Jul 2008 15:01:30 -0700 Podcast yes british, character, comedy, itunes, nuts, podshow, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/119308/tracesofnuts-119308-07-20-2008.mp3 ToN Presents Doctor Sin Laughter Zone July 08 Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=118928&tId=2 DR SIN'S LAUGHTER ZONE is a facetious rag-bag presented by BOB SINFIELD (BA 3rd class borderline scrape-through) and LYNSEY FROST, the Medusa of mirth.

Today's farrago includes THE FROST REPORT in which Lynsey sounds off, and Bob sounds even more off, and various topical sideswipes at all and sundry.

Plus top tunes from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) by SPRING-HEELED JACK'S ORIGINAL SWINGING JASS BAND, THE OTHER CHRIS HARDY, SUDDEN DEATH and PAUL & STORM.
It promises to be an underpant-changing experience.

Lovingly brought to you by the good chaps of Traces Of Nuts - www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

]]> DR SIN'S LAUGHTER ZONE is a facetious rag-bag presented by BOB SINFIELD (BA 3rd class borderline scrape-through) and LYNSEY FROST, the Medusa of… DR SIN'S LAUGHTER ZONE is a facetious rag-bag presented by BOB SINFIELD (BA 3rd class borderline scrape-through) and LYNSEY FROST, the Medusa of mirth. Today's farrago includes THE FROST REPORT in which Lynsey sounds off, and Bob sounds even more off, and various topical sideswipes at all and sundry. Plus top tunes from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com [1]) by SPRING-HEELED JACK'S ORIGINAL SWINGING JASS BAND, THE OTHER CHRIS HARDY, SUDDEN DEATH and PAUL & STORM. It promises to be an underpant-changing experience. Lovingly brought to you by the good chaps of Traces Of Nuts - www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [2], www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [3] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [4]. Links: ------ [1] http://music.podshow.com/ [2] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [3] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [4] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:55:39 -0700 Podcast no british, character, comedy, itunes, nuts, podshow, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/118928/tracesofnuts-118928-07-16-2008.mp3 Show 20 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=115436&tId=2 Some explicit content. Look, mummy! UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts make comedy plop plop! Items for the Parish Council to consider this month are:

1. Does donkey poo REALLY tone and cleanse?

2. Do the Minister’s knickers REALLY chafe that much?

3. Can competitive binge drinking EVER be an Olympic sport?

4. Will gladiator Maximus EVER stop talking bollocks?

5. Does the General Medical Council REALLY permit romantic dinners with stiffs?

6. Will Jehovah REALLY make me swallow when he comes?

These questions answered plus time-travelling coppers, psycho-pixies in mega-munchkin smackdown and curious stirrings in the Reverend’s trousers.

Starring Amy Allen, Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Jayne Dowell, Corinne Emerson, Pete Gold, Guy Harris, Mark Heslegrave, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Sarah Parnell, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Jehovah’ by Pete Gold. ‘Rise Of The Pixies’ by Traces Of Nuts featuring Mr Ess.

Also featuring music from angelpig, Henta Ellis, Lee Maddeford, StudioMig and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

‘A Moment To Reflect’ featured recordings from the UK Public Domain.

The divine Bob Sinfield is just fabulous at www.doctorsinuk.com. Pete Gold makes chuckles at www.petegold.co.uk. The mighty Mr Ess lurks at www.myspace.com/mress.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved.

]]> Some explicit content. Look, mummy! UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts make comedy plop plop! Some explicit content. Look, mummy! UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts make comedy plop plop! Items for the Parish Council to consider this month are: 1. Does donkey poo REALLY tone and cleanse? 2. Do the Minister’s knickers REALLY chafe that much? 3. Can competitive binge drinking EVER be an Olympic sport? 4. Will gladiator Maximus EVER stop talking bollocks? 5. Does the General Medical Council REALLY permit romantic dinners with stiffs? 6. Will Jehovah REALLY make me swallow when he comes? These questions answered plus time-travelling coppers, psycho-pixies in mega-munchkin smackdown and curious stirrings in the Reverend’s trousers. Starring Amy Allen, Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Jayne Dowell, Corinne Emerson, Pete Gold, Guy Harris, Mark Heslegrave, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Sarah Parnell, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Craig Willis and Jon Wood. ‘Jehovah’ by Pete Gold. ‘Rise Of The Pixies’ by Traces Of Nuts featuring Mr Ess. Also featuring music from angelpig, Henta Ellis, Lee Maddeford, StudioMig and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com [1]. ‘A Moment To Reflect’ featured recordings from the UK Public Domain. The divine Bob Sinfield is just fabulous at www.doctorsinuk.com [2]. Pete Gold makes chuckles at www.petegold.co.uk [3]. The mighty Mr Ess lurks at www.myspace.com/mress [4]. Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [5], www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [6] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [7]. Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved. Links: ------ [1] http://music.podshow.com/ [2] http://www.doctorsinuk.com/ [3] http://www.petegold.co.uk/ [4] http://www.myspace.com/mress [5] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [6] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [7] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ Fri, 20 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0700 Podcast yes british, character, comedy, itunes, nuts, podshow, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/115436/tracesofnuts-115436-06-12-2008.mp3 Traces Of Nuts Rise Of The Pixies Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=115435&tId=2 UK-based comedy sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts team up with the mighty Mr Ess to bring you this highly smutty mega-munchkin smackdown. Helium may have been inhaled.

Music written and performed by Mr Ess. Lyrics by Simon Carter.

Starring Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Andrew Jordan and Jon Wood. Produced for Traces Of Nuts by Mr Ess and David Lucas.

The Traces Of Nuts and Ossett Flushdyke comedy shows can be downloaded free from www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com.

Also check out www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Check out the marvellous Mark Heslegrave (aka. Mr Ess) by visiting www.myspace.com/mress.

Album art wallpaper by ♥ China ♥ guccio c/o www.flickr.com.

Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy / Mr Ess 2008. All rights reserved.

]]> UK-based comedy sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts team up with the mighty Mr Ess to bring you this highly smutty mega-munchkin smackdown. Helium may have… UK-based comedy sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts team up with the mighty Mr Ess to bring you this highly smutty mega-munchkin smackdown. Helium may have been inhaled. Music written and performed by Mr Ess. Lyrics by Simon Carter. Starring Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Andrew Jordan and Jon Wood. Produced for Traces Of Nuts by Mr Ess and David Lucas. The Traces Of Nuts and Ossett Flushdyke comedy shows can be downloaded free from www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [1]. Also check out www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [2] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [3]. Check out the marvellous Mark Heslegrave (aka. Mr Ess) by visiting www.myspace.com/mress [4]. Album art wallpaper by ♥ China ♥ guccio c/o www.flickr.com [5]. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy / Mr Ess 2008. All rights reserved. Links: ------ [1] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [2] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [3] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ [4] http://www.myspace.com/mress [5] http://www.flickr.com/ Thu, 19 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0700 Podcast yes british, character, comedy, itunes, nuts, podshow, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/115435/tracesofnuts-115435-06-12-2008.mp3 Show 19 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=112966&tId=2 Some explicit content. UK comedy sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts, sure in the knowledge no-one actually reads their show notes, brazenly fill out space with random words which mean nothing.

Small monkey. Poopies. Bingy bongy dingy dangy. Say Mandy! Want to tip custard down my pants?

Starring Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Jayne Dowell, Corinne Emerson, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, Amanda Liberman, David Lucas, Steve McFall, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Nick Swift, Becky Whitcroft, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

Have you seen my tortoise? Oh no, it’s the Ninky Nonk!

‘Ferret Song’ by Pete Gold and Nick Swift. ‘Lincoln’ by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from Lee Maddeford, Mangomad, StudioMig and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Bob Sinfield – hurray! - at www.doctorsinuk.com. Pete Gold – woo hoo! - at www.petegold.co.uk. Nick Swift – yowza! – at www.nickswift.com.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved.

]]> Some explicit content. UK comedy sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts, sure in the knowledge no-one actually reads their show notes, brazenly fill out space… Some explicit content. UK comedy sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts, sure in the knowledge no-one actually reads their show notes, brazenly fill out space with random words which mean nothing. Small monkey. Poopies. Bingy bongy dingy dangy. Say Mandy! Want to tip custard down my pants? Starring Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Jayne Dowell, Corinne Emerson, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, Amanda Liberman, David Lucas, Steve McFall, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Nick Swift, Becky Whitcroft, Craig Willis and Jon Wood. Have you seen my tortoise? Oh no, it’s the Ninky Nonk! ‘Ferret Song’ by Pete Gold and Nick Swift. ‘Lincoln’ by Pete Gold. Also featuring music from Lee Maddeford, Mangomad, StudioMig and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com [1]. Bob Sinfield – hurray! - at www.doctorsinuk.com [2]. Pete Gold – woo hoo! - at www.petegold.co.uk [3]. Nick Swift – yowza! – at www.nickswift.com [4]. Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [5], www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [6] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [7]. Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved. Links: ------ [1] http://music.podshow.com/ [2] http://www.doctorsinuk.com/ [3] http://www.petegold.co.uk/ [4] http://www.nickswift.com/ [5] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [6] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [7] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ Tue, 20 May 2008 12:23:21 -0700 Podcast yes british, character, comedy, itunes, nuts, podshow, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/112966/tracesofnuts-112966-05-20-2008.mp3 ToN Presents Doctor Sin Laughter Zone May 08 Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=112222&tId=2 DR SIN'S LAUGHTER ZONE is a facetious rag-bag presented by BOB SINFIELD (BA 3rd class borderline scrape-through) and LYNSEY FROST, the Medusa of mirth.

Today's farrago includes THE FROST REPORT in which Lynsey sounds off, and Bob sounds even more off, and various topical sideswipes at all and sundry.

Plus top tunes from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) by DOGS MUST BE CARRIED, DEIRDRE FLINT, SUDDEN DEATH and FUGLI.

It promises to be an underpant-changing experience.

Lovingly brought to you by the good chaps of Traces Of Nuts - www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk

]]> DR SIN'S LAUGHTER ZONE is a facetious rag-bag presented by BOB SINFIELD (BA 3rd class borderline scrape-through) and LYNSEY FROST, the Medusa of… DR SIN'S LAUGHTER ZONE is a facetious rag-bag presented by BOB SINFIELD (BA 3rd class borderline scrape-through) and LYNSEY FROST, the Medusa of mirth. Today's farrago includes THE FROST REPORT in which Lynsey sounds off, and Bob sounds even more off, and various topical sideswipes at all and sundry. Plus top tunes from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com [1]) by DOGS MUST BE CARRIED, DEIRDRE FLINT, SUDDEN DEATH and FUGLI. It promises to be an underpant-changing experience. Lovingly brought to you by the good chaps of Traces Of Nuts - www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [2], www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [3] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [4] Links: ------ [1] http://music.podshow.com/ [2] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [3] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [4] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ Tue, 13 May 2008 12:04:49 -0700 Podcast no british, character, comedy, itunes, nuts, podshow, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/112222/tracesofnuts-112222-05-13-2008.mp3 Traces Of Nuts The Ballad Of Little Joe Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=112216&tId=2 Bizarrely, due to popular demand, UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts present country and western misfits Ken Ducky and the Visible Dangleberries in this soulful, touching tribute to truck-driving man’s best friend.

Music written and performed by Mr Ess. Lyrics by Simon Carter.

Starring Simon Carter, Mr Ess and Colonel Spunky as Little Joe. Produced for Traces Of Nuts by Mr Ess.

The Traces Of Nuts and Ossett Flushdyke comedy shows can be downloaded free from www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com.

Also check out www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

The Mighty Mr Ess can be found at www.myspace.com/mress.

Cowboy dog photo by SuperFantastic c/o www.flickr.com.

Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy / Mr Ess 2007-2008. All rights reserved.

]]> Bizarrely, due to popular demand, UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts present country and western misfits Ken Ducky and the Visible Dangleberries… Bizarrely, due to popular demand, UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts present country and western misfits Ken Ducky and the Visible Dangleberries in this soulful, touching tribute to truck-driving man’s best friend. Music written and performed by Mr Ess. Lyrics by Simon Carter. Starring Simon Carter, Mr Ess and Colonel Spunky as Little Joe. Produced for Traces Of Nuts by Mr Ess. The Traces Of Nuts and Ossett Flushdyke comedy shows can be downloaded free from www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [1]. Also check out www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [2] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [3]. The Mighty Mr Ess can be found at www.myspace.com/mress [4]. Cowboy dog photo by SuperFantastic c/o www.flickr.com [5]. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy / Mr Ess 2007-2008. All rights reserved. Links: ------ [1] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [2] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [3] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ [4] http://www.myspace.com/mress [5] http://www.flickr.com/ Tue, 13 May 2008 11:43:16 -0700 Podcast yes british, character, comedy, itunes, nuts, podshow, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/112216/tracesofnuts-112216-05-13-2008.mp3 Show 18 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=109068&tId=2 Some explicit content. The Nutsters celebrate their 100,000th download and long overdue return to the iTunes UK Comedy Top 100 with another top drawer fun-fest. This month the key issues are:

1. Should Badger really have answered his front door?
2. Can the British save the Yanks from more striking writers?
3. Mummy, Can You See That Lady’s Boobies?
4. Is a spatula up the bottom ever medically justified?
5. If Tarzan was raised by wolves, will Jessica be raised by ducks?
6. Does folk and gangsta rap truly mix?
7. Why can’t I blame the hoodies for interfering with my gran?
8. Identity theft. Is it getting worse?
9. And was the toilet plop sound effect a step too far?

All this plus Russell Crowe gets a Brazilian.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Corinne Emerson, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, Amanda Liberman, David Lucas, Sarah Parnell, Naomi Paxton, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Nick Swift, Becky Whitcroft, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Hoodies’ written and performed by Pete Gold. ‘Green Grow The Motherfucker’ by Pete Gold and Nick Swift.

Also featuring music from Don Chihauhau, Charlie Crowe, Lee Maddeford, Pl@stic Soul, StudioMig and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Support the good friends of the Nuts! Bob Sinfield - www.doctorsinuk.com! Pete Gold - www.petegold.co.uk! Nick Swift – www.nickswift.com!

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved.

]]> Some explicit content. The Nutsters celebrate their 100,000th download and long overdue return to the iTunes UK Comedy Top 100 with another top… Some explicit content. The Nutsters celebrate their 100,000th download and long overdue return to the iTunes UK Comedy Top 100 with another top drawer fun-fest. This month the key issues are: 1. Should Badger really have answered his front door? 2. Can the British save the Yanks from more striking writers? 3. Mummy, Can You See That Lady’s Boobies? 4. Is a spatula up the bottom ever medically justified? 5. If Tarzan was raised by wolves, will Jessica be raised by ducks? 6. Does folk and gangsta rap truly mix? 7. Why can’t I blame the hoodies for interfering with my gran? 8. Identity theft. Is it getting worse? 9. And was the toilet plop sound effect a step too far? All this plus Russell Crowe gets a Brazilian. Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Corinne Emerson, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, Amanda Liberman, David Lucas, Sarah Parnell, Naomi Paxton, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Nick Swift, Becky Whitcroft, Craig Willis and Jon Wood. ‘Hoodies’ written and performed by Pete Gold. ‘Green Grow The Motherfucker’ by Pete Gold and Nick Swift. Also featuring music from Don Chihauhau, Charlie Crowe, Lee Maddeford, Pl@stic [1] Soul, StudioMig and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com [2]. Support the good friends of the Nuts! Bob Sinfield - www.doctorsinuk.com [3]! Pete Gold - www.petegold.co.uk [4]! Nick Swift – www.nickswift.com [5]! Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [6], www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [7] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [8]. Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved. Links: ------ [1] mailto:Pl@stic [2] http://music.podshow.com/ [3] http://www.doctorsinuk.com/ [4] http://www.petegold.co.uk/ [5] http://www.nickswift.com/ [6] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [7] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [8] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ Sat, 19 Apr 2008 12:19:26 -0700 Podcast yes british, character, comedy, itunes, nuts, podshow, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/109068/tracesofnuts-109068-04-19-2008.mp3 Show 17 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=104673&tId=2 Some explicit content. In an all new Smurf-packed edition of the Traces Of Nuts show, the Nutsters ponder some of life’s big questions, such as:

1. Is the expulsion of wind ever that funny, even when it’s a pensioner farting?

2. Would gutting a jobseeker and stuffing straw up his pooper raise Human Rights concerns?

3. Should bus drivers give James Blunt fans preferential treatment?

4. In the future, will the people join with the fish to defeat a race of aliens from Mars who look a little bit like pineapples?

5. Should pigeons migrate to Egypt?

6. Did we go too far with the new Windy Miller sketch?

7. And is three sketches about Smurfs really too many?

All this plus more Geordie.

Starring Simon Bailey, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Corinne Emerson, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, Amanda Liberman, David Lucas, Naomi Paxton, Bob Sinfield, Nick Swift, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Autofutur’ written and performed by Pete Gold and Nick Swift.

Also featuring music from Andre Abrahamse, EL84, Lee Maddeford, Ash Verjee and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Support the good friends of the Nuts! Bob Sinfield - www.doctorsinuk.com! Pete Gold - www.petegold.co.uk! Nick Swift – www.nickswift.com!

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved.

]]> Some explicit content. In an all new Smurf-packed edition of the Traces Of Nuts show, the Nutsters ponder some of life’s big questions. Some explicit content. In an all new Smurf-packed edition of the Traces Of Nuts show, the Nutsters ponder some of life’s big questions, such as: 1. Is the expulsion of wind ever that funny, even when it’s a pensioner farting? 2. Would gutting a jobseeker and stuffing straw up his pooper raise Human Rights concerns? 3. Should bus drivers give James Blunt fans preferential treatment? 4. In the future, will the people join with the fish to defeat a race of aliens from Mars who look a little bit like pineapples? 5. Should pigeons migrate to Egypt? 6. Did we go too far with the new Windy Miller sketch? 7. And is three sketches about Smurfs really too many? All this plus more Geordie. Starring Simon Bailey, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Corinne Emerson, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, Amanda Liberman, David Lucas, Naomi Paxton, Bob Sinfield, Nick Swift, Craig Willis and Jon Wood. ‘Autofutur’ written and performed by Pete Gold and Nick Swift. Also featuring music from Andre Abrahamse, EL84, Lee Maddeford, Ash Verjee and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com [1]. Support the good friends of the Nuts! Bob Sinfield - www.doctorsinuk.com [2]! Pete Gold - www.petegold.co.uk [3]! Nick Swift – www.nickswift.com [4]! Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [5], www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [6] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [7]. Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved. Links: ------ [1] http://music.podshow.com/ [2] http://www.doctorsinuk.com/ [3] http://www.petegold.co.uk/ [4] http://www.nickswift.com/ [5] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [6] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [7] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:40:06 -0700 Podcast yes british, character, comedy, itunes, nuts, podshow, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/104673/tracesofnuts-104673-03-19-2008.mp3 ToN Presents Doctor Sin Laughter Zone March 08 Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=104669&tId=2 DR SIN'S LAUGHTER ZONE is a facetious rag-bag presented by BOB SINFIELD (BA 3rd class borderline scrape-through) and LYNSEY FROST, the Medusa of mirth.

Today's farrago includes THE FROST REPORT in which Lynsey sounds off, and Bob sounds even more off, and various topical sideswipes at all and sundry.

Plus top tunes from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) by PAUL & STORM, DEIRDRE FLINT, MARC GUNN, CELINE MASTRORELLI AND DOGS MUST BE CARRIED.

It promises to be an underpant-changing experience.

Lovingly brought to you by the good chaps of Traces Of Nuts - www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

]]> DR SIN'S LAUGHTER ZONE is a facetious rag-bag presented by BOB SINFIELD (BA 3rd class borderline scrape-through) and LYNSEY FROST, the Medusa of… DR SIN'S LAUGHTER ZONE is a facetious rag-bag presented by BOB SINFIELD (BA 3rd class borderline scrape-through) and LYNSEY FROST, the Medusa of mirth. Today's farrago includes THE FROST REPORT in which Lynsey sounds off, and Bob sounds even more off, and various topical sideswipes at all and sundry. Plus top tunes from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com [1]) by PAUL & STORM, DEIRDRE FLINT, MARC GUNN, CELINE MASTRORELLI AND DOGS MUST BE CARRIED. It promises to be an underpant-changing experience. Lovingly brought to you by the good chaps of Traces Of Nuts - www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [2], www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [3] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [4]. Links: ------ [1] http://music.podshow.com/ [2] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [3] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [4] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:51:54 -0700 Podcast no british, character, comedy, nuts, podshow, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/104669/tracesofnuts-104669-03-19-2008.mp3 Show 16 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=99966&tId=2 Some explicit content. UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts mercilessly yank the comedy pants and administer another eye-watering chuckle wedgie.    

In this latest bizarre offering, spray-painted goat vexes Lloyd-Webber, arse-straw catastrophe at river bank picnic, dubious goings on at Catholic confessionals, bikers in bars find feminine sides and mute man in charge of a windmill gives narrator the finger.

All this plus a badger with a dart up its arse and gratuitous use of the sentence ‘let’s make the pockets out of camel knackers.’

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Corinne Emerson, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Middle Aged Punchbag’ written and performed by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from Andre Abrahamse, Blues Brothers Castro, Don Chihauhau, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Bob Sinfield is simply divine at www.doctorsinuk.com. We’re also rather partial to a nice, crumbly slice of Pete Gold at www.petegold.co.uk.  

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved.

]]> Some explicit content. UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts mercilessly yank the comedy pants and administer another eye-watering chuckle wedgie. Some explicit content. UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts mercilessly yank the comedy pants and administer another eye-watering chuckle wedgie.     In this latest bizarre offering, spray-painted goat vexes Lloyd-Webber, arse-straw catastrophe at river bank picnic, dubious goings on at Catholic confessionals, bikers in bars find feminine sides and mute man in charge of a windmill gives narrator the finger. All this plus a badger with a dart up its arse and gratuitous use of the sentence ‘let’s make the pockets out of camel knackers.’ Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Corinne Emerson, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Craig Willis and Jon Wood. ‘Middle Aged Punchbag’ written and performed by Pete Gold. Also featuring music from Andre Abrahamse, Blues Brothers Castro, Don Chihauhau, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com [1]. Bob Sinfield is simply divine at www.doctorsinuk.com [2]. We’re also rather partial to a nice, crumbly slice of Pete Gold at www.petegold.co.uk [3].   Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [4], www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [5] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [6]. Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved. Links: ------ [1] http://music.podshow.com/ [2] http://www.doctorsinuk.com/ [3] http://www.petegold.co.uk/ [4] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [5] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [6] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ Tue, 19 Feb 2008 14:00:12 -0800 Podcast yes british, character, comedy, itunes, nuts, podshow, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/99966/tracesofnuts-99966-02-19-2008.mp3 ToN Presents Doctor Sin Laughter Zone Feb 08 Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=98661&tId=2 DR SIN'S LAUGHTER ZONE is a facetious rag-bag presented by BOB SINFIELD (BA 3rd class borderline scrape-through) and LYNSEY FROST the Medusa of mirth.

Today's farrago includes … THE FROST REPORT in which Lynsey sounds off and Bob sounds even more off … FETCH-A-SKETCH where our esteemed PM is in conversation with deep throat herself Mariella Strepsil (by arrangement with RIDANNE SHERIDAN) ... plus top tunes from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) by DOGS MUST BE CARRIED, PODCAST TROUBADOUR, JUSTIN GROSVENT, DEIRDRE FLINT and PAUL & STORM.

It promises to be an underpant-changing experience.

Lovingly brought to you by the good chaps of Traces Of Nuts - www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

]]> DR SIN'S LAUGHTER ZONE is a facetious rag-bag presented by BOB SINFIELD (BA 3rd class borderline scrape-through) and LYNSEY FROST the Medusa of mirth. DR SIN'S LAUGHTER ZONE is a facetious rag-bag presented by BOB SINFIELD (BA 3rd class borderline scrape-through) and LYNSEY FROST the Medusa of mirth. Today's farrago includes … THE FROST REPORT in which Lynsey sounds off and Bob sounds even more off … FETCH-A-SKETCH where our esteemed PM is in conversation with deep throat herself Mariella Strepsil (by arrangement with RIDANNE SHERIDAN) ... plus top tunes from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com [1]) by DOGS MUST BE CARRIED, PODCAST TROUBADOUR, JUSTIN GROSVENT, DEIRDRE FLINT and PAUL & STORM. It promises to be an underpant-changing experience. Lovingly brought to you by the good chaps of Traces Of Nuts - www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [2], www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [3] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [4]. Links: ------ [1] http://music.podshow.com/ [2] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [3] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [4] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ Sun, 10 Feb 2008 03:32:33 -0800 Podcast no british, character, comedy, itunes, nuts, podshow, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/98661/tracesofnuts-98661-02-10-2008.mp3 Show 15 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=95770&tId=2 Some explicit content. Summoned to the headmaster’s study, those unruly Traces Of Nuts oiks shove books down their strides and brace themselves for a vigorous comedy thrashing, by thunder.

In this first all-new comic romp of 2008 bikers interfere with kittens, whippets sniff Yorkshiremen, Ratty suffers Toad abuse, Uncle Ken gets friendly with an oven-ready turkey and a Geordie mocks the Space Monkey with a toastie.

All this plus exploding footballers in the Middle East, recruitment drives for supervillains and glowing nipples when you yank the anal ripcord. Comes with a free body cavity search performed by a policeman shaking maracas.

Does anyone actually read these show notes? Do they arse.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Corinne Emerson, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Sarah Parnell, Bob Sinfield, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘New Song’ written and performed by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from Don Chihauhau, Lee Maddeford, Pl@stic Soul and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Bob Sinfield! He the man! He at www.doctorsinuk.com! Also run along and visit Pete Gold at www.petegold.co.uk!

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved.

]]> Some explicit content. Summoned to the headmaster’s study, those unruly Traces Of Nuts oiks shove books down their strides and brace themselves for… Some explicit content. Summoned to the headmaster’s study, those unruly Traces Of Nuts oiks shove books down their strides and brace themselves for a vigorous comedy thrashing, by thunder. In this first all-new comic romp of 2008 bikers interfere with kittens, whippets sniff Yorkshiremen, Ratty suffers Toad abuse, Uncle Ken gets friendly with an oven-ready turkey and a Geordie mocks the Space Monkey with a toastie. All this plus exploding footballers in the Middle East, recruitment drives for supervillains and glowing nipples when you yank the anal ripcord. Comes with a free body cavity search performed by a policeman shaking maracas. Does anyone actually read these show notes? Do they arse. Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Corinne Emerson, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Sarah Parnell, Bob Sinfield, Craig Willis and Jon Wood. ‘New Song’ written and performed by Pete Gold. Also featuring music from Don Chihauhau, Lee Maddeford, Pl@stic [1] Soul and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com [2]. Bob Sinfield! He the man! He at www.doctorsinuk.com [3]! Also run along and visit Pete Gold at www.petegold.co.uk [4]! Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [5], www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [6] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [7]. Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved. Links: ------ [1] mailto:Pl@stic [2] http://music.podshow.com/ [3] http://www.doctorsinuk.com/ [4] http://www.petegold.co.uk/ [5] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [6] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [7] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ Tue, 22 Jan 2008 10:46:07 -0800 Podcast yes british, character, comedy, itunes, nuts, podshow, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/95770/tracesofnuts-95770-01-22-2008.mp3 Show 14 Traces Of Nuts On Podshow Best Of 2007 Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=93065&tId=2 Some explicit content. UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts nurse you through the post-Christmas hangovers with a scrumptious, gooey dollop of comedy cream from the year 2007.

All sketches made from 100 per cent recyclable humour with no new bonus tracks added in a cynical attempt to make you buy the same stuff you already own on other albums all over again.

Traces Of Nuts – lowering emissions of new material to reduce the carbon smutprint. Also, we’re all still on holiday.

Back in 2008 fit, fighting and raring to go with heaps of brand new giggles cheaply crafted in sweatshops by blind Uzbekistani Chuckle Dwarfs.

Happy New Year, dear listeners!

This show features a cast of dozens as previously appearing in Traces Of Nuts shows 1 to 13.

Also featuring music from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) as previously appearing in Traces Of Nuts shows 1 to 13.

Album art walnut photograph c/o funadium - http://www.flickr.com/photos/funadium/.

To see credits from previous shows visit our RSS feed at (link) and see if you can work out who was in what.

Doctor Bob Sinfield is simply adorable at www.doctorsinuk.com. As is Pete Gold at www.petegold.co.uk. Pete provides us with (count them!) three tunes for this show.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved.

]]> Some explicit content. UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts nurse you through the post-Christmas hangovers with a scrumptious, gooey dollop of… Some explicit content. UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts nurse you through the post-Christmas hangovers with a scrumptious, gooey dollop of comedy cream from the year 2007. All sketches made from 100 per cent recyclable humour with no new bonus tracks added in a cynical attempt to make you buy the same stuff you already own on other albums all over again. Traces Of Nuts – lowering emissions of new material to reduce the carbon smutprint. Also, we’re all still on holiday. Back in 2008 fit, fighting and raring to go with heaps of brand new giggles cheaply crafted in sweatshops by blind Uzbekistani Chuckle Dwarfs. Happy New Year, dear listeners! This show features a cast of dozens as previously appearing in Traces Of Nuts shows 1 to 13. Also featuring music from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com [1]) as previously appearing in Traces Of Nuts shows 1 to 13. Album art walnut photograph c/o funadium - http://www.flickr.com/photos/funadium/ [2]. To see credits from previous shows visit our RSS feed at (link) and see if you can work out who was in what. Doctor Bob Sinfield is simply adorable at www.doctorsinuk.com [3]. As is Pete Gold at www.petegold.co.uk [4]. Pete provides us with (count them!) three tunes for this show. Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [5], www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [6] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [7]. Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved. Links: ------ [1] http://music.podshow.com/ [2] http://www.flickr.com/photos/funadium/ [3] http://www.doctorsinuk.com/ [4] http://www.petegold.co.uk/ [5] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [6] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [7] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ Tue, 01 Jan 2008 12:40:35 -0800 Podcast yes british, character, comedy, itunes, nuts, podshow, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/93065/tracesofnuts-93065-01-01-2008.mp3 Show 13 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=90577&tId=2 Some explicit content. Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh, through the fields we go, laughing all the way, at Traces Of Nuts todger jokes.

In this stodgy figgy pudding of a Christmas special a fat bloke with a beard brutalises Sprocket and Thimble, Carol spells out rude words on Countdown, the Prime Minister excuses himself and bonkers ultra-environmentalists warm their cockles with steamy deposits.

All this plus Kronhaur – the new sensation in male grooming – manly fondling on Mister Howard’s doorstep, deranged snippets from Brigadier Minky and simulated chicken interference in the first ever Traces Of Nuts Christmas single. Jolly well done, Master Flushdyke! 

Comes with a free Geordie and disparaging references to chavs.

Starring Tony Brandon, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Corinne Emerson, Fran Guy, Andrew Jordan, Amanda Liberman, David Lucas, Jamie McGuire, Dave Murphy, Owen O'Connell, Bob Sinfield, Robbie Stevens, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

'I'm Not Santa Claus (I've Come)' sung by Ossett Flushdyke and the Minor Swelling Male Voice Choir. Music written and performed by Jamie McGuire. Song now available to download from www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com.

Also featuring music from Fran Betlyon, Beau Hall, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Doctor Bob Sinfield’s gorgeous website is www.doctorsinuk.com. Check out the music of the masterful Mister Jamie McGuire at www.myspace.com/mcguiremusic. 

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved.

]]> Some explicit content. Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh, through the fields we go, laughing all the way, at Traces Of Nuts todger… Some explicit content. Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh, through the fields we go, laughing all the way, at Traces Of Nuts todger jokes. In this stodgy figgy pudding of a Christmas special a fat bloke with a beard brutalises Sprocket and Thimble, Carol spells out rude words on Countdown, the Prime Minister excuses himself and bonkers ultra-environmentalists warm their cockles with steamy deposits. All this plus Kronhaur – the new sensation in male grooming – manly fondling on Mister Howard’s doorstep, deranged snippets from Brigadier Minky and simulated chicken interference in the first ever Traces Of Nuts Christmas single. Jolly well done, Master Flushdyke!  Comes with a free Geordie and disparaging references to chavs. Starring Tony Brandon, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Corinne Emerson, Fran Guy, Andrew Jordan, Amanda Liberman, David Lucas, Jamie McGuire, Dave Murphy, Owen O'Connell, Bob Sinfield, Robbie Stevens, Craig Willis and Jon Wood. 'I'm Not Santa Claus (I've Come)' sung by Ossett Flushdyke and the Minor Swelling Male Voice Choir. Music written and performed by Jamie McGuire. Song now available to download from www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [1]. Also featuring music from Fran Betlyon, Beau Hall, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com [2]. Doctor Bob Sinfield’s gorgeous website is www.doctorsinuk.com [3]. Check out the music of the masterful Mister Jamie McGuire at www.myspace.com/mcguiremusic [4].  Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [5], www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [6] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [7]. Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved. Links: ------ [1] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [2] http://music.podshow.com/ [3] http://www.doctorsinuk.com/ [4] http://www.myspace.com/mcguiremusic [5] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [6] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [7] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:42:59 -0800 Podcast yes british, character, comedy, nuts, podshow, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/90577/tracesofnuts-90577-12-11-2007.mp3 Show 12a Ossett Flushdyke & The Lost Tomb Part 3 Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=89434&tId=2 Some explicit content - iTunes UK Comedy Top 20 podcasters Traces Of Nuts smugly present the concluding instalment of their comic epic. Chinless inbred twatwit Ossett Flushdyke and his loyal manservant Jenkins complete their intrepid hunt for lost Egyptian treasure.

Hyde-Rice unveils master plan over tea and ginger nuts. The master’s bottom is bitten by snakes and Jenkins (in that order) while Bathsheba deflects spears with her norks. Something dead comes to life and plays a mean bongo.

Starring Master Simon Carter as Ossett Flushdyke, Gideon Clear Esq. as Albert Jenkins and Pancho, Doctor Bob Sinfield as Roderick Hyde-Rice and Uncle Bruno ‘Le Crème’ Flushdyke, Miss Pamela Sharpless as Bathsheba Chufrash and Sir Andrew Jordan as Ahmed Chufrash and Rerlf Verfenherfer.

Written by Simon Carter and produced by the Rt. Hon. David Lucas for Traces Of Nuts On Podshow.

Featuring the music of The Divine Madness, hellozero, David Kempers, Jeff Kowalski, Paul, Walt Ribeiro, Jim Richmond, Rob Van Den Berg  and Jeff Vidov c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Traces Of Nuts also present Master Ossett Flushdyke and The Minor Swelling Male Voice Choir in the exclusive helium remix of their stirring ballad for Christmas 2007, ‘I’m Not Santa Claus (I’ve Come).’

Music written and performed by Jamie McGuire. Lyrics by Simon Carter.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear and Andrew Jordan. Produced for Traces Of Nuts by David Lucas.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Catch up with the good Doctor Sin(field) at www.doctorsinuk.com.

Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved.

]]> Some explicit content - iTunes UK Comedy Top 20 podcasters Traces Of Nuts smugly present the concluding instalment of their comic epic. Chinless… Some explicit content - iTunes UK Comedy Top 20 podcasters Traces Of Nuts smugly present the concluding instalment of their comic epic. Chinless inbred twatwit Ossett Flushdyke and his loyal manservant Jenkins complete their intrepid hunt for lost Egyptian treasure. Hyde-Rice unveils master plan over tea and ginger nuts. The master’s bottom is bitten by snakes and Jenkins (in that order) while Bathsheba deflects spears with her norks. Something dead comes to life and plays a mean bongo. Starring Master Simon Carter as Ossett Flushdyke, Gideon Clear Esq. as Albert Jenkins and Pancho, Doctor Bob Sinfield as Roderick Hyde-Rice and Uncle Bruno ‘Le Crème’ Flushdyke, Miss Pamela Sharpless as Bathsheba Chufrash and Sir Andrew Jordan as Ahmed Chufrash and Rerlf Verfenherfer. Written by Simon Carter and produced by the Rt. Hon. David Lucas for Traces Of Nuts On Podshow. Featuring the music of The Divine Madness, hellozero, David Kempers, Jeff Kowalski, Paul, Walt Ribeiro, Jim Richmond, Rob Van Den Berg  and Jeff Vidov c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com [1]. Traces Of Nuts also present Master Ossett Flushdyke and The Minor Swelling Male Voice Choir in the exclusive helium remix of their stirring ballad for Christmas 2007, ‘I’m Not Santa Claus (I’ve Come).’ Music written and performed by Jamie McGuire. Lyrics by Simon Carter. Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear and Andrew Jordan. Produced for Traces Of Nuts by David Lucas. Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [2], www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [3] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [4]. Catch up with the good Doctor Sin(field) at www.doctorsinuk.com [5]. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved. Links: ------ [1] http://music.podshow.com/ [2] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [3] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [4] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ [5] http://www.doctorsinuk.com/ Wed, 05 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0800 Podcast yes british, character, comedy, itunes, nuts, podshow, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/89434/tracesofnuts-89434-12-02-2007.mp3 Traces Of Nuts Christmas Single 2007 A Side Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=88829&tId=2 I'm Not Santa Claus (I've Come). UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts present Master Ossett Flushdyke and The Minor Swelling Male Voice Choir in this stirring ballad for Christmas 2007.

Music written and performed by Jamie McGuire. Lyrics by Simon Carter.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear and Andrew Jordan. Produced for Traces Of Nuts by David Lucas.

The Traces Of Nuts and Ossett Flushdyke comedy shows can be downloaded free from www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com.

Also check out www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Check out the masterful Mr Jamie McGuire at www.myspace.com/mcguiremusic. 

Christmas squirrel photo by Sbpoet c/o www.flickr.com.

Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy / Jamie McGuire 2007. All rights reserved.

]]> I'm Not Santa Claus (I've Come). UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts present Master Ossett Flushdyke and The Minor Swelling Male Voice Choir in… I'm Not Santa Claus (I've Come). UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts present Master Ossett Flushdyke and The Minor Swelling Male Voice Choir in this stirring ballad for Christmas 2007. Music written and performed by Jamie McGuire. Lyrics by Simon Carter. Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear and Andrew Jordan. Produced for Traces Of Nuts by David Lucas. The Traces Of Nuts and Ossett Flushdyke comedy shows can be downloaded free from www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [1]. Also check out www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [2] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [3]. Check out the masterful Mr Jamie McGuire at www.myspace.com/mcguiremusic [4].  Christmas squirrel photo by Sbpoet c/o www.flickr.com [5]. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy / Jamie McGuire 2007. All rights reserved. Links: ------ [1] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [2] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [3] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ [4] http://www.myspace.com/mcguiremusic [5] http://www.flickr.com/ Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:18:45 -0800 Podcast yes british, character, Christmas, comedy, nuts, podshow, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/88829/tracesofnuts-88829-11-27-2007.mp3 Traces Of Nuts Christmas Single 2007 B Side Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=88828&tId=2 I'm Not Santa Claus (I've Come) exclusive helium remix. UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts present Master Ossett Flushdyke and The Minor Swelling Male Voice Choir in this stirring ballad for Christmas 2007.

Music written and performed by Jamie McGuire. Lyrics by Simon Carter.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear and Andrew Jordan. Produced for Traces Of Nuts by David Lucas.

The Traces Of Nuts and Ossett Flushdyke comedy shows can be downloaded free from www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com.

Also check out www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Check out the masterful Mr Jamie McGuire at www.myspace.com/mcguiremusic. 

Christmas squirrel photo by Sbpoet c/o www.flickr.com.

Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy / Jamie McGuire 2007. All rights reserved.

]]> I'm Not Santa Claus (I've Come)exclusive helium remix. UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts present Master Ossett Flushdyke and The Minor Swelling… I'm Not Santa Claus (I've Come) exclusive helium remix. UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts present Master Ossett Flushdyke and The Minor Swelling Male Voice Choir in this stirring ballad for Christmas 2007. Music written and performed by Jamie McGuire. Lyrics by Simon Carter. Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear and Andrew Jordan. Produced for Traces Of Nuts by David Lucas. The Traces Of Nuts and Ossett Flushdyke comedy shows can be downloaded free from www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [1]. Also check out www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [2] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [3]. Check out the masterful Mr Jamie McGuire at www.myspace.com/mcguiremusic [4].  Christmas squirrel photo by Sbpoet c/o www.flickr.com [5]. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy / Jamie McGuire 2007. All rights reserved. Links: ------ [1] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [2] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [3] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ [4] http://www.myspace.com/mcguiremusic [5] http://www.flickr.com/ Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:10:05 -0800 Podcast yes british, character, Christmas, comedy, nuts, podshow, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/88828/tracesofnuts-88828-11-27-2007.mp3 Show 12 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=87956&tId=2 Some explicit content. And UK-based comedy sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts would have got away with it too, if it hadn’t been for these meddling show notes.

In this inciting exstallment, mad Glen culls office workers with rotating knives, devious Polish immigrant blackmails employer with CCTV sex romp footage, Steve McClaren turns Swedish and support garment leads to second interview for man with perky moobs.

All this plus custard pervert seeks lawyer, Russell Crowe goes to Kwik Fit and Sheldon Pumfrey talks nipples.

Comes with free bleeped out Pete Gold and thespian luvvies in Strictly Kung Fu smackdown. Over to you, Tess.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, Clara Lane, David Lucas, Steve McFall, Simon Moody, Charlie Norfolk, Sarah Parnell, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Becky Whitcroft, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘One Minute Filth Song’ written and performed by Pete Gold.

‘Simon Cowell Is Killing Music’ written and performed by Dogs Must Be Carried.

Also featuring music from Linda Holzer, Lee Maddeford, Rob Van Den Berg and Freddie Wong c/o http://music.podshow.com/.

Doctor Bob Sinfield is currently cybersquatting at www.doctorsinuk.com. For a veritable world of Pete Gold visit www.petegold.co.uk.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved.

]]> Some explicit content. And UK-based comedy sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts would have got away with it too, if it hadn’t been for these meddling show… Some explicit content. And UK-based comedy sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts would have got away with it too, if it hadn’t been for these meddling show notes. In this inciting exstallment, mad Glen culls office workers with rotating knives, devious Polish immigrant blackmails employer with CCTV sex romp footage, Steve McClaren turns Swedish and support garment leads to second interview for man with perky moobs. All this plus custard pervert seeks lawyer, Russell Crowe goes to Kwik Fit and Sheldon Pumfrey talks nipples. Comes with free bleeped out Pete Gold and thespian luvvies in Strictly Kung Fu smackdown. Over to you, Tess. Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, Clara Lane, David Lucas, Steve McFall, Simon Moody, Charlie Norfolk, Sarah Parnell, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Becky Whitcroft, Craig Willis and Jon Wood. ‘One Minute Filth Song’ written and performed by Pete Gold. ‘Simon Cowell Is Killing Music’ written and performed by Dogs Must Be Carried. Also featuring music from Linda Holzer, Lee Maddeford, Rob Van Den Berg and Freddie Wong c/o http://music.podshow.com/ [1]. Doctor Bob Sinfield is currently cybersquatting at www.doctorsinuk.com [2]. For a veritable world of Pete Gold visit www.petegold.co.uk [3]. Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [4], www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [5] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [6]. Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved. Links: ------ [1] http://music.podshow.com/ [2] http://www.doctorsinuk.com/ [3] http://www.petegold.co.uk/ [4] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [5] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [6] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ Tue, 20 Nov 2007 12:09:23 -0800 Podcast yes british, character, comedy, nuts, podshow, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/87956/tracesofnuts-87956-11-20-2007.mp3 Show 11a Ossett Flushdyke & The Lost Tomb Part 2 Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=87101&tId=2 Some explicit content - iTunes UK Comedy Top 20 podcasters Traces Of Nuts smugly present the next instalment of their new comic epic. Chinless inbred twatwit Ossett Flushdyke and his loyal manservant Jenkins continue their intrepid hunt for lost Egyptian treasure in this second episode of three.

Egypt ho! With Jenkins AWOL, Ossett sings a soulful lament. A misunderstanding at Café Abdullah leads to camel poo camouflage. Then, the natives are restless and many are drizzled in baby oil. Ossett solicits the help of siren with pendulous bangers while men with pointy scimitars lead on to the Lost Tomb. Jenkins is set upon by ‘up for it’ camel.

Starring Master Simon Carter as Ossett Flushdyke, Gideon Clear Esq. as Albert Jenkins and Pancho, Doctor Bob Sinfield as Roderick Hyde-Rice and Uncle Bruno ‘Le Crème’ Flushdyke, Miss Pamela Sharpless as Bathsheba Chufrash and Sir Andrew Jordan as Ahmed Chufrash and Rerlf Verfenherfer.

Written by Simon Carter and produced by the Rt. Hon. David Lucas for Traces Of Nuts On Podshow.

Featuring the music of Rob Van Den Berg, Incidental Fusion, David Kempers, Paul and Jeff Vidov c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com. ‘The Jenkins Lament’ composed and performed by Eadmund Clear. Also featuring recordings from the UK Public Domain.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Catch up with the good Doctor Sin(field) at www.doctorsinuk.com.

Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved.

]]> Some explicit content - iTunes UK Comedy Top 20 podcasters Traces Of Nuts smugly present the next instalment of their new comic epic. Chinless inbred… Some explicit content - iTunes UK Comedy Top 20 podcasters Traces Of Nuts smugly present the next instalment of their new comic epic. Chinless inbred twatwit Ossett Flushdyke and his loyal manservant Jenkins continue their intrepid hunt for lost Egyptian treasure in this second episode of three. Egypt ho! With Jenkins AWOL, Ossett sings a soulful lament. A misunderstanding at Café Abdullah leads to camel poo camouflage. Then, the natives are restless and many are drizzled in baby oil. Ossett solicits the help of siren with pendulous bangers while men with pointy scimitars lead on to the Lost Tomb. Jenkins is set upon by ‘up for it’ camel. Starring Master Simon Carter as Ossett Flushdyke, Gideon Clear Esq. as Albert Jenkins and Pancho, Doctor Bob Sinfield as Roderick Hyde-Rice and Uncle Bruno ‘Le Crème’ Flushdyke, Miss Pamela Sharpless as Bathsheba Chufrash and Sir Andrew Jordan as Ahmed Chufrash and Rerlf Verfenherfer. Written by Simon Carter and produced by the Rt. Hon. David Lucas for Traces Of Nuts On Podshow. Featuring the music of Rob Van Den Berg, Incidental Fusion, David Kempers, Paul and Jeff Vidov c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com [1]. ‘The Jenkins Lament’ composed and performed by Eadmund Clear. Also featuring recordings from the UK Public Domain. Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [2], www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [3] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [4]. Catch up with the good Doctor Sin(field) at www.doctorsinuk.com [5]. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved. Links: ------ [1] http://music.podshow.com/ [2] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [3] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [4] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ [5] http://www.doctorsinuk.com/ Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:45:59 -0800 Podcast yes british, comedy, itunes, nuts, sitcom, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/87101/tracesofnuts-87101-11-13-2007.mp3 Show 11 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=85422&tId=2 Some explicit content. UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts pull on the rubber chuckle glove and ask Daisy nicely to brace herself.  

Clap! Heartily as the world’s most politically correct coffee outlet launches a new scheme to avoid race relations black marks. Applaud! Politely as the Department of Hygiene gives tips on how to make the old man lemony fresh. And cheer rapturously! As Brigadier Minky regales us with tales of St Bernards with machine guns and Danehill the nodding dog rogers poodles.

All this plus right-on parenting, secret management training with Opus Bollocks, mature ponderings on divorce from Pete Gold and some random old tosh from Russell Crowe about turnips.

Comes with a free deranged Geordie plus the Amazing Adventures Of Spiderman And His Magnificent Arse Web.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Jayne Dowell, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Dave Murphy, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘’Til Divorce Do Us Part’ written and performed by Pete Gold.

‘Brigadier Minky Badgerwood’ featured recordings from the UK Public Domain.

Also featuring music from Charlie Crowe, Kparx, Lee Maddeford, Rob Van Den Berg  and Freddie Wong c/o http://music.podshow.com/.

Doctor Bob Sinfield can be found slumming it at www.doctorsinuk.com. To see what Pete Gold is up to visit www.petegold.co.uk.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved.

]]> Some explicit content. UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts pull on the rubber chuckle glove and ask Daisy nicely to brace herself. Some explicit content. UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts pull on the rubber chuckle glove and ask Daisy nicely to brace herself.   Clap! Heartily as the world’s most politically correct coffee outlet launches a new scheme to avoid race relations black marks. Applaud! Politely as the Department of Hygiene gives tips on how to make the old man lemony fresh. And cheer rapturously! As Brigadier Minky regales us with tales of St Bernards with machine guns and Danehill the nodding dog rogers poodles. All this plus right-on parenting, secret management training with Opus Bollocks, mature ponderings on divorce from Pete Gold and some random old tosh from Russell Crowe about turnips. Comes with a free deranged Geordie plus the Amazing Adventures Of Spiderman And His Magnificent Arse Web. Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Jayne Dowell, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Dave Murphy, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Craig Willis and Jon Wood. ‘’Til Divorce Do Us Part’ written and performed by Pete Gold. ‘Brigadier Minky Badgerwood’ featured recordings from the UK Public Domain. Also featuring music from Charlie Crowe, Kparx, Lee Maddeford, Rob Van Den Berg  and Freddie Wong c/o http://music.podshow.com/ [1]. Doctor Bob Sinfield can be found slumming it at www.doctorsinuk.com [2]. To see what Pete Gold is up to visit www.petegold.co.uk [3]. Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [4], www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [5] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [6]. Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved. Links: ------ [1] http://music.podshow.com/ [2] http://www.doctorsinuk.com/ [3] http://www.petegold.co.uk/ [4] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [5] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [6] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ Tue, 30 Oct 2007 14:22:17 -0700 Podcast yes british, character, comedy, nuts, podshow, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/85422/tracesofnuts-85422-10-30-2007.mp3 Show 10a Ossett Flushdyke & The Lost Tomb Part 1 Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=84433&tId=2 Some explicit content - iTunes UK Comedy Top 20 podcasters Traces Of Nuts smugly present their new comic epic. Chinless inbred twatwit Ossett Flushdyke and his loyal manservant Jenkins begin their intrepid hunt for lost Egyptian treasure in this first episode of three.

On returning home from orgies in Africa, Ossett is visited by long lost relative with news of longer lost fortune. Jenkins lectures the young master about the pitfalls of pointy he-teats. Then, frantic fumblings in father’s study yield a hidden treasure map. Uncle Bruno confines himself to the lavatory while small gay man with flashbulbs hides naked in a cupboard.

Starring Master Simon Carter as Ossett Flushdyke, Gideon Clear Esq. as Albert Jenkins and Pancho, Doctor Bob Sinfield as Uncle Bruno ‘Le Crème’ Flushdyke and Sir Andrew Jordan as Rerlf Verfenherfer.

Written by Simon Carter and produced by the Rt. Hon. David Lucas for Traces Of Nuts On Podshow.

Featuring the music of Rob Van Den Berg, David Kempers, Paul and Jeff Vidov c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com. Also featuring recordings from the UK Public Domain.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Catch up with the good Doctor Sin(field) at www.doctorsinuk.com.

Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved.

]]> Some explicit content - iTunes UK Comedy Top 20 podcasters Traces Of Nuts smugly present their new comic epic. Chinless inbred twatwit Ossett… Some explicit content - iTunes UK Comedy Top 20 podcasters Traces Of Nuts smugly present their new comic epic. Chinless inbred twatwit Ossett Flushdyke and his loyal manservant Jenkins begin their intrepid hunt for lost Egyptian treasure in this first episode of three. On returning home from orgies in Africa, Ossett is visited by long lost relative with news of longer lost fortune. Jenkins lectures the young master about the pitfalls of pointy he-teats. Then, frantic fumblings in father’s study yield a hidden treasure map. Uncle Bruno confines himself to the lavatory while small gay man with flashbulbs hides naked in a cupboard. Starring Master Simon Carter as Ossett Flushdyke, Gideon Clear Esq. as Albert Jenkins and Pancho, Doctor Bob Sinfield as Uncle Bruno ‘Le Crème’ Flushdyke and Sir Andrew Jordan as Rerlf Verfenherfer. Written by Simon Carter and produced by the Rt. Hon. David Lucas for Traces Of Nuts On Podshow. Featuring the music of Rob Van Den Berg, David Kempers, Paul and Jeff Vidov c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com [1]. Also featuring recordings from the UK Public Domain. Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [2], www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [3] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [4]. Catch up with the good Doctor Sin(field) at www.doctorsinuk.com [5]. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved. Links: ------ [1] http://music.podshow.com/ [2] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [3] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [4] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ [5] http://www.doctorsinuk.com/ Tue, 23 Oct 2007 13:41:25 -0700 Podcast yes british, comedy, itunes, nuts, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/84433/tracesofnuts-84433-10-23-2007.mp3 Show 10 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=82505&tId=2 Some explicit content. Uncle Traces Of Nuts and his big bag of Werther’s Originals takes you back to his shabby Ford Cortina to see his comedy puppies.

Marvel! At the tasteful and stylish ornamental phenomenon that is ‘Mummy I Can See That Man’s Arse.’ Wonder! At the feat of technological genius that is the Pygmalion 500 dating machine. Rejoice! At the riveting musical spectacle that is the Pneumonia Orchestra. And celebrate! The exciting launch of the mighty Genghis Khan’s ‘Name The Yak’ competition.

All this plus ‘Deal Or No Deal,’ fish and chips for Russell Crowe, squaddies in chicken outfits, a man in a nappy and death by wildebeest. Plus! We ask the question: is Pete Gold a gay cat trapped inside a straight man’s body?

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, David Lucas, Steve McFall, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Becky Whitcroft, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘The Middle Of The Night’ written and performed by Pete Gold.

‘Pneumonia Orchestra’ featured recordings from the UK Public Domain.

Also featuring music from Lee Maddeford, The Manatee Man, Johnne Tuzza, Rob Van Den Berg and Freddie Wong c/o http://music.podshow.com/.

Doctor Bob Sinfield can be found loitering with intent at www.doctorsinuk.com. For more info on the marvellous Pete Gold visit www.petegold.co.uk.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved.

]]> Some explicit content. Uncle Traces Of Nuts and his big bag of Werther’s Originals takes you back to his shabby Ford Cortina to see his comedy… Some explicit content. Uncle Traces Of Nuts and his big bag of Werther’s Originals takes you back to his shabby Ford Cortina to see his comedy puppies. Marvel! At the tasteful and stylish ornamental phenomenon that is ‘Mummy I Can See That Man’s Arse.’ Wonder! At the feat of technological genius that is the Pygmalion 500 dating machine. Rejoice! At the riveting musical spectacle that is the Pneumonia Orchestra. And celebrate! The exciting launch of the mighty Genghis Khan’s ‘Name The Yak’ competition. All this plus ‘Deal Or No Deal,’ fish and chips for Russell Crowe, squaddies in chicken outfits, a man in a nappy and death by wildebeest. Plus! We ask the question: is Pete Gold a gay cat trapped inside a straight man’s body? Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, David Lucas, Steve McFall, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Becky Whitcroft, Craig Willis and Jon Wood. ‘The Middle Of The Night’ written and performed by Pete Gold. ‘Pneumonia Orchestra’ featured recordings from the UK Public Domain. Also featuring music from Lee Maddeford, The Manatee Man, Johnne Tuzza, Rob Van Den Berg and Freddie Wong c/o http://music.podshow.com/ [1]. Doctor Bob Sinfield can be found loitering with intent at www.doctorsinuk.com [2]. For more info on the marvellous Pete Gold visit www.petegold.co.uk [3]. Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [4], www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [5] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [6]. Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved. Links: ------ [1] http://music.podshow.com/ [2] http://www.doctorsinuk.com/ [3] http://www.petegold.co.uk/ [4] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [5] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [6] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ Tue, 09 Oct 2007 12:40:31 -0700 Podcast yes british, character, comedy, nuts, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/82505/tracesofnuts-82505-10-09-2007.mp3 Show 9 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=79946&tId=2 Some explicit content. UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts take to the comedy kitchen to bake another scrummy, carrot-packed chortle pastie. Just add chips and peas. And toss in the gravy.

Tremble! With fear as the teddy bear from Hell torches things. Shudder! In horror as the woman from ABC Dating offers gay phantom sex to monsters. Quake! In terror as mad thespians take to the streets to insert their danglies into toasters. And howl! In derision as Latvian goat porn finally gets the better of our Jeremy.

All this plus forcible broom insertion, geriatric honeymooning, Polish misunderstandings in the office, new and hapless meanderings from a poet’s brother, musical nappy changes and a touchingly belated tribute to the Queen Of Hearts – Gawd bless her. Comes with a free drum ‘n’ bass Mister Whippy.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Corinne Emerson, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Naomi Paxton, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Tears Of A Lady’ written and performed by Pete Gold.

'Hewgies Nappy Theme' - performed by Ricky Comisky.

Also featuring music from ActionTekJackson and Theory 12, Fumitaka Anzai, Lee Maddeford, Rob Van Den Berg and Freddie Wong c/o http://music.podshow.com/.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

The fabulous Bob Sinfield can be found lurking at www.doctorsinuk.com.

For more info on the marvellous Mister Gold visit www.petegold.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved.

]]> Some explicit content. UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts take to the comedy kitchen to bake another scrummy, carrot-packed chortle pastie. Just… Some explicit content. UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts take to the comedy kitchen to bake another scrummy, carrot-packed chortle pastie. Just add chips and peas. And toss in the gravy. Tremble! With fear as the teddy bear from Hell torches things. Shudder! In horror as the woman from ABC Dating offers gay phantom sex to monsters. Quake! In terror as mad thespians take to the streets to insert their danglies into toasters. And howl! In derision as Latvian goat porn finally gets the better of our Jeremy. All this plus forcible broom insertion, geriatric honeymooning, Polish misunderstandings in the office, new and hapless meanderings from a poet’s brother, musical nappy changes and a touchingly belated tribute to the Queen Of Hearts – Gawd bless her. Comes with a free drum ‘n’ bass Mister Whippy. Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Corinne Emerson, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Naomi Paxton, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Craig Willis and Jon Wood. ‘Tears Of A Lady’ written and performed by Pete Gold. 'Hewgies Nappy Theme' - performed by Ricky Comisky. Also featuring music from ActionTekJackson and Theory 12, Fumitaka Anzai, Lee Maddeford, Rob Van Den Berg and Freddie Wong c/o http://music.podshow.com/ [1]. Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [2], www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [3] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [4]. The fabulous Bob Sinfield can be found lurking at www.doctorsinuk.com [5]. For more info on the marvellous Mister Gold visit www.petegold.co.uk [6]. Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved. Links: ------ [1] http://music.podshow.com/ [2] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [3] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [4] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ [5] http://www.doctorsinuk.com/ [6] http://www.petegold.co.uk/ Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:40:08 -0700 Podcast yes british, character, comedy, itunes, nuts, podshow, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/79946/tracesofnuts-79946-09-18-2007.mp3 Show 8 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=77220&tId=2 Some explicit content. UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts open Patch’s giggle tin and scoop out more juicy chunks of prime comedy goodness - packed with all the meaty chunks he needs for strong teeth and a shiny coat.

Shiver! With fear as the Nazi Party’s HR department feeds back the official results of the Gestapo Staff Survey. Shake! With terror as the Twitching Hampton Pheasant Massacre claims its first human victim. And shop! For a shiny new nobgag as Scandinavia’s most celebrated household goods and furniture retailer goes just a little pervy.

All this plus gay babies, parental lectures, problem drinkers, a man with a penchant for poodle fondling and, for the first time in ages, Kevin from the gas company’s arse.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, Fran Guy, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Pete Morgan, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Why Do People Think I’m Gay?’ written and performed by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from BeebleBrox, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o www.podsafemusicnetwork.com.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

The fabulous Bob Sinfield can be found lurking at www.doctorsinuk.com.

For more info on the marvellous Mr Gold visit www.petegold.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved.

]]> Some explicit content. UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts open Patch’s giggle tin and scoop out more juicy chunks of prime comedy goodness -… Some explicit content. UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts open Patch’s giggle tin and scoop out more juicy chunks of prime comedy goodness - packed with all the meaty chunks he needs for strong teeth and a shiny coat. Shiver! With fear as the Nazi Party’s HR department feeds back the official results of the Gestapo Staff Survey. Shake! With terror as the Twitching Hampton Pheasant Massacre claims its first human victim. And shop! For a shiny new nobgag as Scandinavia’s most celebrated household goods and furniture retailer goes just a little pervy. All this plus gay babies, parental lectures, problem drinkers, a man with a penchant for poodle fondling and, for the first time in ages, Kevin from the gas company’s arse. Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, Fran Guy, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Pete Morgan, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Craig Willis and Jon Wood. ‘Why Do People Think I’m Gay?’ written and performed by Pete Gold. Also featuring music from BeebleBrox, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o www.podsafemusicnetwork.com [1]. Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [2], www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [3] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [4]. The fabulous Bob Sinfield can be found lurking at www.doctorsinuk.com [5]. For more info on the marvellous Mr Gold visit www.petegold.co.uk [6]. Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved. Links: ------ [1] http://www.podsafemusicnetwork.com/ [2] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [3] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [4] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ [5] http://www.doctorsinuk.com/ [6] http://www.petegold.co.uk/ Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:20:46 -0700 Podcast yes british, character, comedy, nuts, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/77220/tracesofnuts-77220-08-28-2007.mp3 Show 7 Traces Of Nuts BTPodshow Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=73585&tId=2 Some explicit content. Like some buxom, rosy-cheeked milkmaid or something, UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts get up with the lark again to skilfully tug Daisy’s squirty chuckle udders.

Scream! In horror as a seemingly peaceful village graveyard claims another hapless victim. Run! For cover as Colonel Starkey’s suicide mission hits a snag and bug eyed alien midgets vaporise postmen. And take cover! As the scabby chimp in the unisex lavvies steels itself for another spanking.

All this plus Jedi mind tricks, how to fail YOUR job interview for the civil service, a headmistress pimping the netball squad and what we Brits REALLY think about hosting the cocking Olympics. Plug in. Download. P*ss pants.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Corinne Emerson, Pete Gold, David Lucas, Steve McFall, Charlie Norfolk, Bob Sinfield, Becky Whitcroft and Craig Willis.

‘Piss Off - We Don’t Want The Olympics’ written and performed by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from Lee Maddeford, Rob Van De Berg and Freddie Wong c/o www.podsafemusicnetwork.com.

‘School Webcast’ sketch featured recordings from the UK Public Domain.

Two of the Nuts live in Edinburgh during August 2007. Bob Sinfield appears in ‘An Audience With Lord Buckley’ and Pete Gold appears in ‘Something To Crow About.’ More info visit www.edfringe.com.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved.

]]> Some explicit content. Like some buxom, rosy-cheeked milkmaid or something, UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts get up with the lark again to… Some explicit content. Like some buxom, rosy-cheeked milkmaid or something, UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts get up with the lark again to skilfully tug Daisy’s squirty chuckle udders. Scream! In horror as a seemingly peaceful village graveyard claims another hapless victim. Run! For cover as Colonel Starkey’s suicide mission hits a snag and bug eyed alien midgets vaporise postmen. And take cover! As the scabby chimp in the unisex lavvies steels itself for another spanking. All this plus Jedi mind tricks, how to fail YOUR job interview for the civil service, a headmistress pimping the netball squad and what we Brits REALLY think about hosting the cocking Olympics. Plug in. Download. P*ss pants. Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Corinne Emerson, Pete Gold, David Lucas, Steve McFall, Charlie Norfolk, Bob Sinfield, Becky Whitcroft and Craig Willis. ‘Piss Off - We Don’t Want The Olympics’ written and performed by Pete Gold. Also featuring music from Lee Maddeford, Rob Van De Berg and Freddie Wong c/o www.podsafemusicnetwork.com [1]. ‘School Webcast’ sketch featured recordings from the UK Public Domain. Two of the Nuts live in Edinburgh during August 2007. Bob Sinfield appears in ‘An Audience With Lord Buckley’ and Pete Gold appears in ‘Something To Crow About.’ More info visit www.edfringe.com [2]. Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [3], www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [4] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [5]. Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved. Links: ------ [1] http://www.podsafemusicnetwork.com/ [2] http://www.edfringe.com/ [3] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [4] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [5] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ Sun, 05 Aug 2007 09:27:32 -0700 Podcast yes british, character, comedy, nuts, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/73585/tracesofnuts-73585-08-05-2007.mp3 Show 6 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=71184&tId=2 Cheer! As Brigadier Minky spins yarns of men with magnetised testicles. Whoop! As agency temps storm embassies due to SAS staff shortages. And holler! As Scott’s Antarctic expedition takes on whole new ridiculous twists.

All this plus spotty teenagers spout pop culture claptrap, unhealthy motherly rivalry spills over into the playground and baby oil smothered men thrash arses in Marks and Sparks elevator at behest of nasty munchkin. Dare you mess with … The Lift Pixie? Plug in. Download. P*ss pants.

Starring Jane Carter, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Lesley Collier, Corinne Emerson, David Lucas, Simon Moody, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield and Craig Willis.

‘Chainsaw’ by Josh Woodward.

Also featuring music from Johnny Ferreira, Lee Maddeford, The Tracks and Freddie Wong c/o www.podsafemusicnetwork.com.

‘Brigadier Minky Badgerwood’ featured recordings from the UK Public Domain.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved.

]]> Some explicit content. UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts celebrate being 94 shows away from their 100th show with more beefy slices of roast… Cheer! As Brigadier Minky spins yarns of men with magnetised testicles. Whoop! As agency temps storm embassies due to SAS staff shortages. And holler! As Scott’s Antarctic expedition takes on whole new ridiculous twists. All this plus spotty teenagers spout pop culture claptrap, unhealthy motherly rivalry spills over into the playground and baby oil smothered men thrash arses in Marks and Sparks elevator at behest of nasty munchkin. Dare you mess with … The Lift Pixie? Plug in. Download. P*ss pants. Starring Jane Carter, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Lesley Collier, Corinne Emerson, David Lucas, Simon Moody, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield and Craig Willis. ‘Chainsaw’ by Josh Woodward. Also featuring music from Johnny Ferreira, Lee Maddeford, The Tracks and Freddie Wong c/o www.podsafemusicnetwork.com [1]. ‘Brigadier Minky Badgerwood’ featured recordings from the UK Public Domain. Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [2], www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [3] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [4]. Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved. Links: ------ [1] http://www.podsafemusicnetwork.com/ [2] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [3] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [4] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ Tue, 17 Jul 2007 04:15:24 -0700 Podcast yes british, character, comedy, nuts, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/71184/tracesofnuts-71184-07-17-2007.mp3 Show 5 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=67621&tId=2 Some explicit content. Like some moody old school dinner lady or something, UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts ladle another comedy pudding with gooey dollops of hot, sweet chuckle custard.

Marvel! As a woman in lycra pings filing cabinets at cyborgs with her knockers. Rejoice! As delusional Australians talk tennis stars, sports bras and forbidden camel love. Delight! In the terminal confusion of a young politician with skeletons (and inflatable women) in his closet. Tremble! With excitement as a man with a beard talks drivel to a right couple of bankers and that bloke who does the sofa ads drops by to deny everything. All this plus elderly Yorkshiremen scaring each other, communication breakdown in the Middle East and cheap front-bottom gags in the Dragon’s Den for one hapless inventor.

Plug in. Download. P*ss pants.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Fran Guy, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Steve McFall, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Becky Whitcroft and Craig Willis.

‘Sheep In The Morning’ by TV’s Kyle.

Also featuring music from All Podcastleaders, Lee Maddeford, Johnne Tuzza and Freddie Wong c/o www.podsafemusicnetwork.com.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved.

]]> Some explicit content. Like some moody old school dinner lady or something, UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts ladle another comedy pudding with… Some explicit content. Like some moody old school dinner lady or something, UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts ladle another comedy pudding with gooey dollops of hot, sweet chuckle custard. Marvel! As a woman in lycra pings filing cabinets at cyborgs with her knockers. Rejoice! As delusional Australians talk tennis stars, sports bras and forbidden camel love. Delight! In the terminal confusion of a young politician with skeletons (and inflatable women) in his closet. Tremble! With excitement as a man with a beard talks drivel to a right couple of bankers and that bloke who does the sofa ads drops by to deny everything. All this plus elderly Yorkshiremen scaring each other, communication breakdown in the Middle East and cheap front-bottom gags in the Dragon’s Den for one hapless inventor. Plug in. Download. P*ss pants. Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Fran Guy, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Steve McFall, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Becky Whitcroft and Craig Willis. ‘Sheep In The Morning’ by TV’s Kyle. Also featuring music from All Podcastleaders, Lee Maddeford, Johnne Tuzza and Freddie Wong c/o www.podsafemusicnetwork.com [1]. Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [2], www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [3] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [4]. Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved. Links: ------ [1] http://www.podsafemusicnetwork.com/ [2] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [3] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [4] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ Tue, 26 Jun 2007 11:41:57 -0700 Podcast yes british, character, comedy, nuts, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/67621/tracesofnuts-67621-06-26-2007.mp3 Show 4 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=64163&tId=2 Some explicit content. UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts celebrate their elevation to the iTunes UK Comedy Top 25 with another gourmet feast of gags, sketches and dubious smut, to be perfectly frank.

Delight! In the peculiar discomfort of a man with a todger for a name. Marvel! As the Mafia String Quartet takes to the stage for one killer of a farewell concert. Gasp! As a jazz band serenades a live cow, gay Fernando clubs lambs in his kitchen and another caller to the Mirthorpe Council helpline whinges to our Kevin. All this plus nipple tweaking on the NHS, free wine gums and YOUR chance to stuff batteries up a vampire’s arse. Plug in, download, p*ss pants.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Corinne Emerson, Lynsey Frost, David Lucas, Charlie Norfolk, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield and Craig Willis. 

‘Gloopy Love’ by Dogs Must Be Carried.

Also featuring music from Mario Ajero, Cello Journey, Drye Glassmeyer, Lee Maddeford, Robert Willey and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network - www.podsafemusicnetwork.com.

Copyright (c) Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

]]> Some explicit content. UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts celebrate their elevation to the iTunes UK Comedy Top 25 with another gourmet feast of… Some explicit content. UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts celebrate their elevation to the iTunes UK Comedy Top 25 with another gourmet feast of gags, sketches and dubious smut, to be perfectly frank. Delight! In the peculiar discomfort of a man with a todger for a name. Marvel! As the Mafia String Quartet takes to the stage for one killer of a farewell concert. Gasp! As a jazz band serenades a live cow, gay Fernando clubs lambs in his kitchen and another caller to the Mirthorpe Council helpline whinges to our Kevin. All this plus nipple tweaking on the NHS, free wine gums and YOUR chance to stuff batteries up a vampire’s arse. Plug in, download, p*ss pants. Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Corinne Emerson, Lynsey Frost, David Lucas, Charlie Norfolk, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield and Craig Willis.  ‘Gloopy Love’ by Dogs Must Be Carried. Also featuring music from Mario Ajero, Cello Journey, Drye Glassmeyer, Lee Maddeford, Robert Willey and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network - www.podsafemusicnetwork.com [1]. Copyright (c) Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved. Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [2], www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [3] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [4]. Links: ------ [1] http://www.podsafemusicnetwork.com/ [2] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [3] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [4] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:22:31 -0700 Podcast yes british, character, comedy, nuts, sketch http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/64163/tracesofnuts-64163-06-05-2007.mp3 Show 3 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=61082&tId=2 Some explicit content. Freshly-squeezed, caffeine-free and hotfoot to your ears, UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts expertly probe the throbbing comedy g-spot with a brand new hot spurt of funnies.

Gasp! As a madwoman smothers yoghurt on a small bald songbird. Swoon! As Brigadier Minky reminisces on brass bands, gay German spies and forcible todger removal. Cheer! As DI Brookes offers whole new erotic incentives to helpless suspects and Kevin from the gas board gets fondled by a stranger. All this plus more incompetent bardery from a poet’s brother and an opportunity to vote Conservative. Plug in. Download. P*ss pants.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Lynsey Frost, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Bob Sinfield and Craig Willis.

‘Take Your Hands Off The Bear’ by Tom Smith.

‘Brigadier Minky Badgerwood’ features recordings from the UK Public Domain.

Also featuring music from All Podcastleaders, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network - www.podsafemusicnetwork.com.

Copyright (c) Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

]]> Some explicit content. Freshly-squeezed, caffeine-free and hotfoot to your ears, UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts expertly probe the throbbing… Some explicit content. Freshly-squeezed, caffeine-free and hotfoot to your ears, UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts expertly probe the throbbing comedy g-spot with a brand new hot spurt of funnies. Gasp! As a madwoman smothers yoghurt on a small bald songbird. Swoon! As Brigadier Minky reminisces on brass bands, gay German spies and forcible todger removal. Cheer! As DI Brookes offers whole new erotic incentives to helpless suspects and Kevin from the gas board gets fondled by a stranger. All this plus more incompetent bardery from a poet’s brother and an opportunity to vote Conservative. Plug in. Download. P*ss pants. Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Lynsey Frost, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Bob Sinfield and Craig Willis. ‘Take Your Hands Off The Bear’ by Tom Smith. ‘Brigadier Minky Badgerwood’ features recordings from the UK Public Domain. Also featuring music from All Podcastleaders, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network - www.podsafemusicnetwork.com [1]. Copyright (c) Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved. Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [2], www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [3] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [4]. Links: ------ [1] http://www.podsafemusicnetwork.com/ [2] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [3] http://www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy [4] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ Tue, 15 May 2007 13:08:12 -0700 Podcast yes british, character, comedy, nuts, sketch, traces http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/8390/episodes/61082/tracesofnuts-61082-05-15-2007.mp3 Show 2 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow Simon Carter http://www.btpodshow.com/view/?kId=58355&tId=2 Some explicit content, though mainly restricted here to multiple occurrences of the word ‘flange.’ UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts take to your eardrums with another bite-sized box of chuckles. Gasp! As the Committee For Gender Equality In Language gets up close and puerile. Shudder! As Mirthorpe Council takes drills to Mister Proctor’s farmers and Hairy Barry’s hormones surface over dinner. All this plus Clear And Pheasant Danger and the eponymous Lighthouse sketch, a unique comic fusion of caffeine, wee wee and Nazis. Plug in. Download. P*ss pants.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Lynsey Frost, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield and Craig Willis. Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts.

‘The Ballad Of Eddie Praeger’ by Paul And Storm.

Also featuring music from Mario Ajero, Brobdingnagian Bards, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network - www.podsafemusicnetwork.com.

Copyright (c) Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

]]> Some explicit content, though mainly restricted here to multiple occurrences of the word ‘flange.’ UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts take to… Some explicit content, though mainly restricted here to multiple occurrences of the word ‘flange.’ UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts take to your eardrums with another bite-sized box of chuckles. Gasp! As the Committee For Gender Equality In Language gets up close and puerile. Shudder! As Mirthorpe Council takes drills to Mister Proctor’s farmers and Hairy Barry’s hormones surface over dinner. All this plus Clear And Pheasant Danger and the eponymous Lighthouse sketch, a unique comic fusion of caffeine, wee wee and Nazis. Plug in. Download. P*ss pants. Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Lynsey Frost, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield and Craig Willis. Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. ‘The Ballad Of Eddie Praeger’ by Paul And Storm. Also featuring music from Mario Ajero, Brobdingnagian Bards, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network - www.podsafemusicnetwork.com [1]. Copyright (c) Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved. Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com [2] and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk [3]. Links: ------ [1] http://www.podsafemusicnetwork.com/ [2] http://www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com/ [3] http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk/ Wed, 25 Apr 2007 00:00:00 -0700 Podcast yes british, character, comedy, sketch http://m-