Traces of Nuts

Show 28 Traces Of Nuts BTPodshow

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 11:55:32 -0800

So long, farewell and sayonara to Traces Of Nuts on Podshow / Mevio. This final show features all brand new content written by the marvellous Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, David Lucas, Robert Mills and Bob Sinfield and two fab songs by the splendid Mr Pete Gold.

Thanks for listening and for making us one of the most popular audio comedy podcasts in the UK. From March 2009 we’ll once more be loitering with intent at www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk with a new look website and new show feed. You can check out all and any new releases from Traces Of Nuts there, though releases will be more ad hoc while key members of the troupe get on with the serious business of raising their small children. We’re not joking.

New to the show and want to check out our Podshow / Mevio archive? Fear not. You can still download all our previous shows at www.tracesofnuts.mevio.com.

Immense thanks to all our contributors and voiceover artists for providing their talents entirely gratis for the past two years. More than three hundred sketches and nigh on a quarter of a million downloads were the product of your mighty fine efforts.

And to our fans all over the world … we love you. It’s been emotional.

ToN Presents Seven Grooms For One Sister Pt 2

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 04:42:50 -0800

SEVEN GROOMS FOR ONE SISTER

by BOB SINFIELD & TOM POOLE

Join Inspector Flint and Sergeant Bone – Scotland Yard's worst detectives - as they investigate seven grisly murders in the curious world of puppeteering. All seven were married to the same woman: Sister Amanda of the Church of St. Ignatius the Fealer (sic). Can Flint crack the case without falling in love with her himself?

No - but can he prove she's innocent (of murder)?

Episode 2 (of 2)

Cast:-

SIMON CARTER - Godfrey Thinnes
LYNSEY FROST - Alice Blaize
LINDLEY GOODEN - DS Brian Bone
AMANDA LIBERMAN - Sister Amanda Shale
DAVID LUCAS - Henry Bunce
KENNETH MICHAELS - Piers Jephcott / Vivian Gorble
SIMON MOODY - DCS Gordon Bolderson
NAOMI PAXTON - Pastor Grizelda Corkling / Bertha Machin MD
BOB SINFIELD - DI Duncan Flint
ROY WESKIN -Leslie Gorble

Original Music: LINDLEY GOODEN

‘Let's All Pretend It's Christmas’ - DOGS MUST BE CARRIED (courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network)

Producers: DAVID LUCAS & BOB SINFIELD

ToN Presents Tea and Sympathy Show 2

Sat, 07 Feb 2009 10:48:39 -0800

A caffeine-charged soap opera about the lives and loves of three Londoners and a Brummie. Episodes 4, 5 and 6 of 6.

Cake-fights, international hi-jinx, psycho-analytical frippery and a conclusion. Are we allowed to call this a soap opera?

Meet Darren, a guy who's idea of a romantic getaway involves another woman; Tracy, his girlfriend who's ready to snap like Amy Winehouse going cold turkey, only without the etiquette; Marino, the dangerous foreigner (Birmingham) ready to coax her away with sweet nothings; and Clarissa, the romantic-savant who figures back-stabbing, sweet-talking and Machiavellian social deviance are a good foundation for a lasting relationship.

Perhaps it is a soap opera after all. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wonder where the time went and why you weren't doing something more useful ... but feel somehow richer for the experience, better equipped to face life's curve balls. No? Well there is at least a gag or two in there between the sobs and the recriminations. DL.

Credits:

Tracy - Diana Petrou
Darren - Simon Carter
Marino - Delroy Brown
Clarissa - Becky Whitcroft
Narrator - Marc Silk
Doctor - Bob Sinfield
Some Italian Lady - Charlie Norfolk

Written and Produced by David Lucas.

Music care of the Podsafe Music Network - http://music.podshow.com. Album art photo by Dan.. c/o www.flickr.com.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.mevio.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

ToN Presents Tea and Sympathy Show 1

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 09:29:34 -0800

A caffeine-charged soap opera about the lives and loves of three Londoners and a Brummie. Episodes 1, 2 and 3 of 6.

Cake-fights, international hi-jinx, psycho-analytical frippery and a conclusion. Are we allowed to call this a soap opera?

Credits:

Tracy - Diana Petrou
Darren - Simon Carter
Marino - Delroy Brown
Clarissa - Becky Whitcroft
Narrator - Marc Silk
Doctor - Bob Sinfield
Some Italian Lady - Charlie Norfolk

Written and Produced by David Lucas.

Music care of the Podsafe Music Network - http://music.podshow.com. Album art photo by Dan.. c/o www.flickr.com.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.mevio.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Show 27 Traces Of Nuts In The Office Special

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 12:37:36 -0800

iTunes UK comedy top 100 podcasters Traces Of Nuts proudly present a bumper special edition of office-themed smut masquerading as humour. Efficiently project managed with a proactive stakeholder interface delivering optimum strategic efficiency, this thirty minute show is quite simply a master class in management bollocks. It even features a sketch called: ‘Management Bollocks.’ And stampeding wildebeest. And a chimp in a toilet.

For the first time ever, all sketches featuring Glen Hedley, Insane Managing Director, are gathered together in one place, including the previously unreleased ‘Termination 3’ sketch.

Not pulling a sickie today were Chris Baxter, Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Corinne Emerson, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Simon Moody, Sarah Parnell, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Jon Throup, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

With special guest musical interludes from Dogs Must Be Carried (‘Another Stupid Idea From Japan’) and Tom Smith (‘Blue Screen Of Death’).

Also featuring music from Adhesion, Fluox Speelt Fluox, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong.

Bob Sinfield can be found at www.doctorsinuk.com.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.mevio.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Show 26 Traces Of Nuts On Podshow Best Of 2008

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 14:48:02 -0800

Traces Of Nuts, still sitting pretty in the iTunes UK comedy top 100 with more than 200,000 downloads now in the bag, celebrate a curious 2008 with a bumper special of the best material from the past twelve months.

Featuring a cast of dozens, sheer bloody laziness precludes us from working out who was in what and telling you about it. If you get bored over Christmas you could always check out the show notes for shows 13-24 inclusive where you’ll find all the original listings naming and shaming the culprits.

Three tunes from the splendid Pete Gold (with guest Nick Swift on ‘Love All’) feature in this episode alongside various background music brazenly plucked from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com).

Check out www.tracesofnuts.mevio.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Simon Carter has written a pantomime for his local theatre group. Read all about it at www.rumpysrevenge.blogspot.com.

We wish you all a very Happy Christmas and a peaceful and prosperous New Year.

ToN Presents Seven Grooms For One Sister Pt 1

Sun, 21 Dec 2008 13:14:09 -0800

Traces Of Nuts Presents: 'SEVEN GROOMS FOR ONE SISTER' by BOB SINFIELD & TOM POOLE

Join Inspector Flint and Sergeant Bone - Scotland Yard's worst detectives -as they investigate seven grisly murders in the curious world of puppeteering. All seven were married to the same woman: Sister Amanda of the Chruch of St. Ignatius the Fealer (sic). Can Flint crack the case without falling in love with her himself? Unlikely.

Episode 1 (of 2)

Cast:-

SIMON CARTER - Godfrey Thinnes
LYNSEY FROST - Alice Blaize
LINDLEY GOODEN - DS Brian Bone
AMANDA LIBERMAN - Sister Amanda Shale
DAVID LUCAS - Henry Bunce
KENNETH MICHAELS - Piers Jephcott/Vivian Gorble
SIMON MOODY - DCS Gordon Bolderson
NAOMI PAXTON - Pastor Grizelda Corkling/Bertha Machin MD
BOB SINFIELD - DI Duncan Flint
ROY WESKIN - Leslie Gorble

Music: LINDLEY GOODEN
Producers: DAVID LUCAS & BOB SINFIELD

Show 25 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow

Sun, 07 Dec 2008 10:56:39 -0800

Some explicit content. After shabbily taking November off, iTunes top comedy 100 podcasters Traces Of Nuts return with a strictly non-Christmassy offering for December 2008. We tried to succeed with our Christmas single last year. And we lost out to Leona Lewis. So big cheesy Yuletide knob-ends to making any kind of effort this year.

Not that anyone reads the show notes anyway, so here’s another recipe.

Orange custard soufflé – serves 2.

Ingredients

30g/1oz butter, 2 tbsp caster sugar, 4 egg whites, 2 oranges, grated rind, 8 tbsp ready made custard, 9 small frogs, Desmond Lynam.

Method

1.Take two small ramekin size soufflé dishes. Rub with half the butter. Sprinkle with one tablespoon of caster sugar. Vigorously spank the vicar.
2. Whisk the egg whites until stiff. Beat in one tablespoon caster sugar. Shave a small gerbil.
3. Mix the zest into the custard and fold into the egg white.
4. Spoon into the ramekins and bake for 15-20mins at 180C/350F/Gas 4. What hairy nipples!

Also, in case you were interested, this show features finance tips for chavs, penis-shaped vegetables, granny’s hidden webcam, dubious doggy cross-breeding, treatment for those vital anti-boogies, the continuing adventures of Winky-Wank and Makka Knackers plus all the latest headlines from the Spurious and Curious newsdesk.

We apologise unreservedly for the Health Spa sketch. Seriously. We are so ashamed.

Starring Chris Baxter, Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Pete Gold, Carmel Hutchcraft, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Robert Mills, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Typing Song’ by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from Johnny Ferreira, Lee Maddeford, Brandon Sollins and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Bob Sinfield - www.doctorsinuk.com. Pete Gold - www.petegold.co.uk.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Traces Of Nuts Shameless Xmas Single Re-Release

Sun, 07 Dec 2008 10:35:09 -0800

If it’s good enough for Wham’s ‘Last Christmas,’ it’s good enough for UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts. We present another chance to listen to Master Ossett Flushdyke and The Minor Swelling Male Voice Choir in this stirring ballad for Christmas 2007 … er … 2008.

Music written and performed by Jamie McGuire. Lyrics by Simon Carter.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear and Andrew Jordan. Produced for Traces Of Nuts by David Lucas.

The Traces Of Nuts and Ossett Flushdyke comedy shows can be downloaded free from www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com.

Also check out www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Christmas squirrel photo by Sbpoet c/o www.flickr.com.

ToN Presents Doctor Sin Laughter Zone Nov 08

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:47:32 -0800

DR SIN'S LAUGHTER ZONE is a facetious rag-bag presented by BOB SINFIELD (BA 3rd class borderline scrape-through) and LYNSEY FROST, the Medusa of mirth.

Today's farrago includes THE FROST REPORT in which Lynsey sounds off, and Bob sounds even more off, and various topical sideswipes at all and sundry.

Plus top tunes from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) by DEIRDRE FLINT, PAUL AND STORM, DOGS MUST BE CARRIED and SPRING-HEELED JACK'S ORIGINAL SWINGING JASS BAND. Also features a cameo from the divine Nigel Campbell. It all promises to be an underpant-changing experience.

Lovingly brought to you by the good chaps of Traces Of Nuts - www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Show 24 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 12:41:44 -0700

Some explicit content. iTunes UK Comedy Top 100 podcasters Traces Of Nuts throw caution to the wind, and once more utterly compromise their dignity, with more lovingly crafted smut masquerading as humour.

Mindful that no-one reads the show notes, here’s a recipe for some lovely buttery flapjacks.

Ingredients - 100g/3½oz unsalted butter (melted), 50g/1¾oz caster sugar, 50ml/2fl oz clear honey (plus extra for drizzling), 200g/7oz oats, icing sugar (to dust).

Method

1. Preheat the oven to 200C/400F/Gas 6.
2. Line a baking sheet with greaseproof paper.
3. Place all the ingredients into a bowl and mix together.
4. Spoon the flapjack mixture onto the greaseproofed baking sheet, and place into the oven to cook for 10 minutes.
5. Remove the flapjacks and transfer into the freezer for five minutes to set and firm.
6. Once the flapjacks are set, remove from the freezer and cut into chunks.
7. To serve, place onto a serving plate and dust with icing sugar and drizzle over with honey.

Also, in case you were interested, this show features advice on whether you’re homosexual, equal opportunities advice from a Dalek, swimming pool chemicals that turn your plops radioactive, creosoted chickens, a violent ‘knock knock’ joke and more exciting adventures with Dildo Baggins.

Starring Chris Baxter, Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Naomi Paxton, Bob Sinfield, Jon Throup, Becky Whitcroft, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Sorry’ by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from Intelect, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Bob Sinfield - www.doctorsinuk.com. Pete Gold - www.petegold.co.uk.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Show 23 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:30:50 -0700

Some explicit content. Impressed with the neat way that this sentence ends with four words which both rhyme AND mean similar things, iTunes top 100 comedy podcasters Traces Of Nuts are back with more lewdness, rudeness, crudeness and nudeness.

This month’s key issues:

1. Should Brian from IT really have banished Vortox the Warlock to a demon dimension?
2. Is the campsite serious about the ‘no bazooka’ rule?
3. Is ‘Top Tips’ again a bit too political? Would a tits joke have done the job instead?
4. Olympic shopping – should it not be a contact sport for health and safety reasons?
5. Can Don Corleone really rely on ‘In A Jiffy Couriers’ to discretely dispose of his victims?
6. Is the monster in ‘Lost’ really a giant duck? If so, can we see its feathers?
7. And Roscoe out of the ‘Dukes Of Hazzard’ – a tosser?

All this plus not entirely complimentary comments about the ‘Sex And The City’ movie and back to the military for Pete Gold’s mum. Eyes right!

Starring Chris Baxter, Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Pete Gold, David Lucas, Sarah Parnell, Naomi Paxton, Bob Sinfield, Jon Throup, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Corporal Mum’ by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from angelpig, Cello Journey, Lee Maddeford, Liz Primeaux and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Visit the following nuts at your leisure. Bob Sinfield - www.doctorsinuk.com. Pete Gold - www.petegold.co.uk.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

ToN Presents Doctor Sin Laughter Zone Sept 08

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 11:21:35 -0700

DR SIN'S LAUGHTER ZONE is a facetious rag-bag presented by BOB SINFIELD (BA 3rd class borderline scrape-through) and LYNSEY FROST, the Medusa of mirth.

Today's farrago includes THE FROST REPORT in which Lynsey sounds off, and Bob sounds even more off, and various topical sideswipes at all and sundry.

Plus top tunes from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) by DOGS MUST BE CARRIED, THE LASCIVIOUS BIDDIES, SPRING-HEELED JACK'S ORIGINAL SWINGING JASS BAND, and LYNN JULIAN (COOKIE CUTTER GIRL). Also features cameos from the divine Corinne Emerson and Ridanne Sheridan. It all promises to be an underpant-changing experience.

Lovingly brought to you by the good chaps of Traces Of Nuts - www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Show 22 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:32:10 -0700

Some explicit content. iTunes top 100 comedy podcasters Traces Of Nuts delight in the subtle creamy smoothness of their latest mirthsome funfest.

This month in particular we ask:

1. Is flinging Big Brother contestants into a pit slightly less humane than just shooting them?
2. Is the train announcer the only one taking a poo at the next stop?
3. Is ‘Top Tips’ a bit too political for Traces Of Nuts? Should we just have stuck to knob gags?
4. Does the Abyssinian Beaver Fish really spurt poison from its rectum?
5. What’s a good wine to drink with Hula Hoops?
6. Why is that Young Conservative smothered in butter?
7. And is that a hoodie breaking into your car?

All this plus gay Irishmen with badminton rackets and beautifully wrought embroidery from Pete Gold.

Starring Chris Baxter, Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Pete Gold, David Lucas, Robert Mills, Sarah Parnell, Naomi Paxton, Bob Sinfield, Nick Swift, Jon Throup, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Love All’ by Pete Gold and Nick Swift. ‘Just A Man’ by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from Cello Journey, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Bob Sinfield? Him at www.doctorsinuk.com. Pete Gold? Larging it at www.petegold.co.uk. Nick Swift? Gotta love him at www.nickswift.com.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Show 21 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow

Sun, 20 Jul 2008 15:01:30 -0700

Some explicit content. Spiffing! The simply super UK comedy sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts take Timmy The Dog to the woods for a smashing picnic, with lots of cake and scrummy sandwiches, all washed down with lashings of ginger beer and todger gags.

In this month’s scrumptious helping of fun we ponder the following:

1. How did McCluskey get Mick Jagger’s number?
2. How far would Tony go for promotion?
3. Why do the murderers always turn up when Poirot invites them?
4. Does Badger really like beaver that much?
5. And can Paul McKenna make you thin?

All this plus moronic modulating from Pete Gold, Roger Funneldunk and Spunky The Wonder Poodle and a pint of finest Cockmuncher.

Starring Stephan Bessant, Ian Bennett, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Dave Murphy, Bob Sinfield, Becky Whitcroft, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Love Song’ by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from 1, Don Chihuahua, Fluox Speelt Fluox, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

The good doctor Bob Sinfield can be found at www.doctorsinuk.com. Pete Gold loiters with intent at www.petegold.co.uk.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

ToN Presents Doctor Sin Laughter Zone July 08

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:55:39 -0700

DR SIN'S LAUGHTER ZONE is a facetious rag-bag presented by BOB SINFIELD (BA 3rd class borderline scrape-through) and LYNSEY FROST, the Medusa of mirth.

Today's farrago includes THE FROST REPORT in which Lynsey sounds off, and Bob sounds even more off, and various topical sideswipes at all and sundry.

Plus top tunes from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) by SPRING-HEELED JACK'S ORIGINAL SWINGING JASS BAND, THE OTHER CHRIS HARDY, SUDDEN DEATH and PAUL & STORM.
It promises to be an underpant-changing experience.

Lovingly brought to you by the good chaps of Traces Of Nuts - www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Show 20 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0700

Some explicit content. Look, mummy! UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts make comedy plop plop! Items for the Parish Council to consider this month are:

1. Does donkey poo REALLY tone and cleanse?

2. Do the Minister’s knickers REALLY chafe that much?

3. Can competitive binge drinking EVER be an Olympic sport?

4. Will gladiator Maximus EVER stop talking bollocks?

5. Does the General Medical Council REALLY permit romantic dinners with stiffs?

6. Will Jehovah REALLY make me swallow when he comes?

These questions answered plus time-travelling coppers, psycho-pixies in mega-munchkin smackdown and curious stirrings in the Reverend’s trousers.

Starring Amy Allen, Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Jayne Dowell, Corinne Emerson, Pete Gold, Guy Harris, Mark Heslegrave, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Sarah Parnell, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Jehovah’ by Pete Gold. ‘Rise Of The Pixies’ by Traces Of Nuts featuring Mr Ess.

Also featuring music from angelpig, Henta Ellis, Lee Maddeford, StudioMig and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

‘A Moment To Reflect’ featured recordings from the UK Public Domain.

The divine Bob Sinfield is just fabulous at www.doctorsinuk.com. Pete Gold makes chuckles at www.petegold.co.uk. The mighty Mr Ess lurks at www.myspace.com/mress.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Traces Of Nuts Rise Of The Pixies

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0700

UK-based comedy sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts team up with the mighty Mr Ess to bring you this highly smutty mega-munchkin smackdown. Helium may have been inhaled.

Music written and performed by Mr Ess. Lyrics by Simon Carter.

Starring Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Andrew Jordan and Jon Wood. Produced for Traces Of Nuts by Mr Ess and David Lucas.

The Traces Of Nuts and Ossett Flushdyke comedy shows can be downloaded free from www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com.

Also check out www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Check out the marvellous Mark Heslegrave (aka. Mr Ess) by visiting www.myspace.com/mress.

Album art wallpaper by ♥ China ♥ guccio c/o www.flickr.com.

Show 19 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow

Tue, 20 May 2008 12:23:21 -0700

Some explicit content. UK comedy sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts, sure in the knowledge no-one actually reads their show notes, brazenly fill out space with random words which mean nothing.

Small monkey. Poopies. Bingy bongy dingy dangy. Say Mandy! Want to tip custard down my pants?

Starring Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Jayne Dowell, Corinne Emerson, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, Amanda Liberman, David Lucas, Steve McFall, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Nick Swift, Becky Whitcroft, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

Have you seen my tortoise? Oh no, it’s the Ninky Nonk!

‘Ferret Song’ by Pete Gold and Nick Swift. ‘Lincoln’ by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from Lee Maddeford, Mangomad, StudioMig and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Bob Sinfield – hurray! - at www.doctorsinuk.com. Pete Gold – woo hoo! - at www.petegold.co.uk. Nick Swift – yowza! – at www.nickswift.com.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

ToN Presents Doctor Sin Laughter Zone May 08

Tue, 13 May 2008 12:04:49 -0700

DR SIN'S LAUGHTER ZONE is a facetious rag-bag presented by BOB SINFIELD (BA 3rd class borderline scrape-through) and LYNSEY FROST, the Medusa of mirth.

Today's farrago includes THE FROST REPORT in which Lynsey sounds off, and Bob sounds even more off, and various topical sideswipes at all and sundry.

Plus top tunes from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) by DOGS MUST BE CARRIED, DEIRDRE FLINT, SUDDEN DEATH and FUGLI.

It promises to be an underpant-changing experience.

Lovingly brought to you by the good chaps of Traces Of Nuts - www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk

Traces Of Nuts The Ballad Of Little Joe

Tue, 13 May 2008 11:43:16 -0700

Bizarrely, due to popular demand, UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts present country and western misfits Ken Ducky and the Visible Dangleberries in this soulful, touching tribute to truck-driving man’s best friend.

Music written and performed by Mr Ess. Lyrics by Simon Carter.

Starring Simon Carter, Mr Ess and Colonel Spunky as Little Joe. Produced for Traces Of Nuts by Mr Ess.

The Traces Of Nuts and Ossett Flushdyke comedy shows can be downloaded free from www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com.

Also check out www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

The Mighty Mr Ess can be found at www.myspace.com/mress.

Cowboy dog photo by SuperFantastic c/o www.flickr.com.

Show 18 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 12:19:26 -0700

Some explicit content. The Nutsters celebrate their 100,000th download and long overdue return to the iTunes UK Comedy Top 100 with another top drawer fun-fest. This month the key issues are:

1. Should Badger really have answered his front door?
2. Can the British save the Yanks from more striking writers?
3. Mummy, Can You See That Lady’s Boobies?
4. Is a spatula up the bottom ever medically justified?
5. If Tarzan was raised by wolves, will Jessica be raised by ducks?
6. Does folk and gangsta rap truly mix?
7. Why can’t I blame the hoodies for interfering with my gran?
8. Identity theft. Is it getting worse?
9. And was the toilet plop sound effect a step too far?

All this plus Russell Crowe gets a Brazilian.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Corinne Emerson, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, Amanda Liberman, David Lucas, Sarah Parnell, Naomi Paxton, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Nick Swift, Becky Whitcroft, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Hoodies’ written and performed by Pete Gold. ‘Green Grow The Motherfucker’ by Pete Gold and Nick Swift.

Also featuring music from Don Chihauhau, Charlie Crowe, Lee Maddeford, Pl@stic Soul, StudioMig and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Support the good friends of the Nuts! Bob Sinfield - www.doctorsinuk.com! Pete Gold - www.petegold.co.uk! Nick Swift – www.nickswift.com!

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Show 17 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:40:06 -0700

Some explicit content. In an all new Smurf-packed edition of the Traces Of Nuts show, the Nutsters ponder some of life’s big questions, such as:

1. Is the expulsion of wind ever that funny, even when it’s a pensioner farting?

2. Would gutting a jobseeker and stuffing straw up his pooper raise Human Rights concerns?

3. Should bus drivers give James Blunt fans preferential treatment?

4. In the future, will the people join with the fish to defeat a race of aliens from Mars who look a little bit like pineapples?

5. Should pigeons migrate to Egypt?

6. Did we go too far with the new Windy Miller sketch?

7. And is three sketches about Smurfs really too many?

All this plus more Geordie.

Starring Simon Bailey, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Corinne Emerson, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, Amanda Liberman, David Lucas, Naomi Paxton, Bob Sinfield, Nick Swift, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Autofutur’ written and performed by Pete Gold and Nick Swift.

Also featuring music from Andre Abrahamse, EL84, Lee Maddeford, Ash Verjee and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Support the good friends of the Nuts! Bob Sinfield - www.doctorsinuk.com! Pete Gold - www.petegold.co.uk! Nick Swift – www.nickswift.com!

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

ToN Presents Doctor Sin Laughter Zone March 08

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:51:54 -0700

DR SIN'S LAUGHTER ZONE is a facetious rag-bag presented by BOB SINFIELD (BA 3rd class borderline scrape-through) and LYNSEY FROST, the Medusa of mirth.

Today's farrago includes THE FROST REPORT in which Lynsey sounds off, and Bob sounds even more off, and various topical sideswipes at all and sundry.

Plus top tunes from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) by PAUL & STORM, DEIRDRE FLINT, MARC GUNN, CELINE MASTRORELLI AND DOGS MUST BE CARRIED.

It promises to be an underpant-changing experience.

Lovingly brought to you by the good chaps of Traces Of Nuts - www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Show 16 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow

Tue, 19 Feb 2008 14:00:12 -0800

Some explicit content. UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts mercilessly yank the comedy pants and administer another eye-watering chuckle wedgie.

In this latest bizarre offering, spray-painted goat vexes Lloyd-Webber, arse-straw catastrophe at river bank picnic, dubious goings on at Catholic confessionals, bikers in bars find feminine sides and mute man in charge of a windmill gives narrator the finger.

All this plus a badger with a dart up its arse and gratuitous use of the sentence ‘let’s make the pockets out of camel knackers.’

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Corinne Emerson, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Middle Aged Punchbag’ written and performed by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from Andre Abrahamse, Blues Brothers Castro, Don Chihauhau, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Bob Sinfield is simply divine at www.doctorsinuk.com. We’re also rather partial to a nice, crumbly slice of Pete Gold at www.petegold.co.uk.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

ToN Presents Doctor Sin Laughter Zone Feb 08

Sun, 10 Feb 2008 03:32:33 -0800

DR SIN'S LAUGHTER ZONE is a facetious rag-bag presented by BOB SINFIELD (BA 3rd class borderline scrape-through) and LYNSEY FROST the Medusa of mirth.

Today's farrago includes … THE FROST REPORT in which Lynsey sounds off and Bob sounds even more off … FETCH-A-SKETCH where our esteemed PM is in conversation with deep throat herself Mariella Strepsil (by arrangement with RIDANNE SHERIDAN) ... plus top tunes from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) by DOGS MUST BE CARRIED, PODCAST TROUBADOUR, JUSTIN GROSVENT, DEIRDRE FLINT and PAUL & STORM.

It promises to be an underpant-changing experience.

Lovingly brought to you by the good chaps of Traces Of Nuts - www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Show 15 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 10:46:07 -0800

Some explicit content. Summoned to the headmaster’s study, those unruly Traces Of Nuts oiks shove books down their strides and brace themselves for a vigorous comedy thrashing, by thunder.

In this first all-new comic romp of 2008 bikers interfere with kittens, whippets sniff Yorkshiremen, Ratty suffers Toad abuse, Uncle Ken gets friendly with an oven-ready turkey and a Geordie mocks the Space Monkey with a toastie.

All this plus exploding footballers in the Middle East, recruitment drives for supervillains and glowing nipples when you yank the anal ripcord. Comes with a free body cavity search performed by a policeman shaking maracas.

Does anyone actually read these show notes? Do they arse.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Corinne Emerson, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Sarah Parnell, Bob Sinfield, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘New Song’ written and performed by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from Don Chihauhau, Lee Maddeford, Pl@stic Soul and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Bob Sinfield! He the man! He at www.doctorsinuk.com! Also run along and visit Pete Gold at www.petegold.co.uk!

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Show 14 Traces Of Nuts On Podshow Best Of 2007

Tue, 01 Jan 2008 12:40:35 -0800

Some explicit content. UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts nurse you through the post-Christmas hangovers with a scrumptious, gooey dollop of comedy cream from the year 2007.

All sketches made from 100 per cent recyclable humour with no new bonus tracks added in a cynical attempt to make you buy the same stuff you already own on other albums all over again.

Traces Of Nuts – lowering emissions of new material to reduce the carbon smutprint. Also, we’re all still on holiday.

Back in 2008 fit, fighting and raring to go with heaps of brand new giggles cheaply crafted in sweatshops by blind Uzbekistani Chuckle Dwarfs.

Happy New Year, dear listeners!

This show features a cast of dozens as previously appearing in Traces Of Nuts shows 1 to 13.

Also featuring music from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) as previously appearing in Traces Of Nuts shows 1 to 13.

Album art walnut photograph c/o funadium - http://www.flickr.com/photos/funadium/.

To see credits from previous shows visit our RSS feed at (link) and see if you can work out who was in what.

Doctor Bob Sinfield is simply adorable at www.doctorsinuk.com. As is Pete Gold at www.petegold.co.uk. Pete provides us with (count them!) three tunes for this show.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Show 13 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:42:59 -0800

Some explicit content. Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh, through the fields we go, laughing all the way, at Traces Of Nuts todger jokes.

In this stodgy figgy pudding of a Christmas special a fat bloke with a beard brutalises Sprocket and Thimble, Carol spells out rude words on Countdown, the Prime Minister excuses himself and bonkers ultra-environmentalists warm their cockles with steamy deposits.

All this plus Kronhaur – the new sensation in male grooming – manly fondling on Mister Howard’s doorstep, deranged snippets from Brigadier Minky and simulated chicken interference in the first ever Traces Of Nuts Christmas single. Jolly well done, Master Flushdyke!

Comes with a free Geordie and disparaging references to chavs.

Starring Tony Brandon, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Corinne Emerson, Fran Guy, Andrew Jordan, Amanda Liberman, David Lucas, Jamie McGuire, Dave Murphy, Owen O'Connell, Bob Sinfield, Robbie Stevens, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

'I'm Not Santa Claus (I've Come)' sung by Ossett Flushdyke and the Minor Swelling Male Voice Choir. Music written and performed by Jamie McGuire. Song now available to download from www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com.

Also featuring music from Fran Betlyon, Beau Hall, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Doctor Bob Sinfield’s gorgeous website is www.doctorsinuk.com. Check out the music of the masterful Mister Jamie McGuire at www.myspace.com/mcguiremusic.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Show 12a Ossett Flushdyke & The Lost Tomb Part 3

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0800

Some explicit content - iTunes UK Comedy Top 20 podcasters Traces Of Nuts smugly present the concluding instalment of their comic epic. Chinless inbred twatwit Ossett Flushdyke and his loyal manservant Jenkins complete their intrepid hunt for lost Egyptian treasure.

Hyde-Rice unveils master plan over tea and ginger nuts. The master’s bottom is bitten by snakes and Jenkins (in that order) while Bathsheba deflects spears with her norks. Something dead comes to life and plays a mean bongo.

Starring Master Simon Carter as Ossett Flushdyke, Gideon Clear Esq. as Albert Jenkins and Pancho, Doctor Bob Sinfield as Roderick Hyde-Rice and Uncle Bruno ‘Le Crème’ Flushdyke, Miss Pamela Sharpless as Bathsheba Chufrash and Sir Andrew Jordan as Ahmed Chufrash and Rerlf Verfenherfer.

Written by Simon Carter and produced by the Rt. Hon. David Lucas for Traces Of Nuts On Podshow.

Featuring the music of The Divine Madness, hellozero, David Kempers, Jeff Kowalski, Paul, Walt Ribeiro, Jim Richmond, Rob Van Den Berg and Jeff Vidov c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Traces Of Nuts also present Master Ossett Flushdyke and The Minor Swelling Male Voice Choir in the exclusive helium remix of their stirring ballad for Christmas 2007, ‘I’m Not Santa Claus (I’ve Come).’

Music written and performed by Jamie McGuire. Lyrics by Simon Carter.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear and Andrew Jordan. Produced for Traces Of Nuts by David Lucas.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Catch up with the good Doctor Sin(field) at www.doctorsinuk.com.

Traces Of Nuts Christmas Single 2007 A Side

Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:18:45 -0800

I'm Not Santa Claus (I've Come). UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts present Master Ossett Flushdyke and The Minor Swelling Male Voice Choir in this stirring ballad for Christmas 2007.

Music written and performed by Jamie McGuire. Lyrics by Simon Carter.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear and Andrew Jordan. Produced for Traces Of Nuts by David Lucas.

The Traces Of Nuts and Ossett Flushdyke comedy shows can be downloaded free from www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com.

Also check out www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Check out the masterful Mr Jamie McGuire at www.myspace.com/mcguiremusic.

Christmas squirrel photo by Sbpoet c/o www.flickr.com.

Traces Of Nuts Christmas Single 2007 B Side

Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:10:05 -0800

I'm Not Santa Claus (I've Come) exclusive helium remix. UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts present Master Ossett Flushdyke and The Minor Swelling Male Voice Choir in this stirring ballad for Christmas 2007.

Music written and performed by Jamie McGuire. Lyrics by Simon Carter.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear and Andrew Jordan. Produced for Traces Of Nuts by David Lucas.

The Traces Of Nuts and Ossett Flushdyke comedy shows can be downloaded free from www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com.

Also check out www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Check out the masterful Mr Jamie McGuire at www.myspace.com/mcguiremusic.

Christmas squirrel photo by Sbpoet c/o www.flickr.com.

Show 12 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow

Tue, 20 Nov 2007 12:09:23 -0800

Some explicit content. And UK-based comedy sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts would have got away with it too, if it hadn’t been for these meddling show notes.

In this inciting exstallment, mad Glen culls office workers with rotating knives, devious Polish immigrant blackmails employer with CCTV sex romp footage, Steve McClaren turns Swedish and support garment leads to second interview for man with perky moobs.

All this plus custard pervert seeks lawyer, Russell Crowe goes to Kwik Fit and Sheldon Pumfrey talks nipples.

Comes with free bleeped out Pete Gold and thespian luvvies in Strictly Kung Fu smackdown. Over to you, Tess.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, Clara Lane, David Lucas, Steve McFall, Simon Moody, Charlie Norfolk, Sarah Parnell, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Becky Whitcroft, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘One Minute Filth Song’ written and performed by Pete Gold.

‘Simon Cowell Is Killing Music’ written and performed by Dogs Must Be Carried.

Also featuring music from Linda Holzer, Lee Maddeford, Rob Van Den Berg and Freddie Wong c/o http://music.podshow.com/.

Doctor Bob Sinfield is currently cybersquatting at www.doctorsinuk.com. For a veritable world of Pete Gold visit www.petegold.co.uk.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Show 11a Ossett Flushdyke & The Lost Tomb Part 2

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:45:59 -0800

Some explicit content - iTunes UK Comedy Top 20 podcasters Traces Of Nuts smugly present the next instalment of their new comic epic. Chinless inbred twatwit Ossett Flushdyke and his loyal manservant Jenkins continue their intrepid hunt for lost Egyptian treasure in this second episode of three.

Egypt ho! With Jenkins AWOL, Ossett sings a soulful lament. A misunderstanding at Café Abdullah leads to camel poo camouflage. Then, the natives are restless and many are drizzled in baby oil. Ossett solicits the help of siren with pendulous bangers while men with pointy scimitars lead on to the Lost Tomb. Jenkins is set upon by ‘up for it’ camel.

Written by Simon Carter and produced by the Rt. Hon. David Lucas for Traces Of Nuts On Podshow.

Featuring the music of Rob Van Den Berg, Incidental Fusion, David Kempers, Paul and Jeff Vidov c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com. ‘The Jenkins Lament’ composed and performed by Eadmund Clear. Also featuring recordings from the UK Public Domain.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Catch up with the good Doctor Sin(field) at www.doctorsinuk.com.

Show 11 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow

Tue, 30 Oct 2007 14:22:17 -0700

Some explicit content. UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts pull on the rubber chuckle glove and ask Daisy nicely to brace herself.

Clap! Heartily as the world’s most politically correct coffee outlet launches a new scheme to avoid race relations black marks. Applaud! Politely as the Department of Hygiene gives tips on how to make the old man lemony fresh. And cheer rapturously! As Brigadier Minky regales us with tales of St Bernards with machine guns and Danehill the nodding dog rogers poodles.

All this plus right-on parenting, secret management training with Opus Bollocks, mature ponderings on divorce from Pete Gold and some random old tosh from Russell Crowe about turnips.

Comes with a free deranged Geordie plus the Amazing Adventures Of Spiderman And His Magnificent Arse Web.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Jayne Dowell, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Dave Murphy, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘’Til Divorce Do Us Part’ written and performed by Pete Gold.

‘Brigadier Minky Badgerwood’ featured recordings from the UK Public Domain.

Also featuring music from Charlie Crowe, Kparx, Lee Maddeford, Rob Van Den Berg and Freddie Wong c/o http://music.podshow.com/.

Doctor Bob Sinfield can be found slumming it at www.doctorsinuk.com. To see what Pete Gold is up to visit www.petegold.co.uk.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Show 10a Ossett Flushdyke & The Lost Tomb Part 1

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 13:41:25 -0700

Some explicit content - iTunes UK Comedy Top 20 podcasters Traces Of Nuts smugly present their new comic epic. Chinless inbred twatwit Ossett Flushdyke and his loyal manservant Jenkins begin their intrepid hunt for lost Egyptian treasure in this first episode of three.

On returning home from orgies in Africa, Ossett is visited by long lost relative with news of longer lost fortune. Jenkins lectures the young master about the pitfalls of pointy he-teats. Then, frantic fumblings in father’s study yield a hidden treasure map. Uncle Bruno confines himself to the lavatory while small gay man with flashbulbs hides naked in a cupboard.

Starring Master Simon Carter as Ossett Flushdyke, Gideon Clear Esq. as Albert Jenkins and Pancho, Doctor Bob Sinfield as Uncle Bruno ‘Le Crème’ Flushdyke and Sir Andrew Jordan as Rerlf Verfenherfer.

Written by Simon Carter and produced by the Rt. Hon. David Lucas for Traces Of Nuts On Podshow.

Featuring the music of Rob Van Den Berg, David Kempers, Paul and Jeff Vidov c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com. Also featuring recordings from the UK Public Domain.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Catch up with the good Doctor Sin(field) at www.doctorsinuk.com.

Show 10 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow

Tue, 09 Oct 2007 12:40:31 -0700

Some explicit content. Uncle Traces Of Nuts and his big bag of Werther’s Originals takes you back to his shabby Ford Cortina to see his comedy puppies.

Marvel! At the tasteful and stylish ornamental phenomenon that is ‘Mummy I Can See That Man’s Arse.’ Wonder! At the feat of technological genius that is the Pygmalion 500 dating machine. Rejoice! At the riveting musical spectacle that is the Pneumonia Orchestra. And celebrate! The exciting launch of the mighty Genghis Khan’s ‘Name The Yak’ competition.

All this plus ‘Deal Or No Deal,’ fish and chips for Russell Crowe, squaddies in chicken outfits, a man in a nappy and death by wildebeest. Plus! We ask the question: is Pete Gold a gay cat trapped inside a straight man’s body?

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, David Lucas, Steve McFall, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Becky Whitcroft, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘The Middle Of The Night’ written and performed by Pete Gold.

‘Pneumonia Orchestra’ featured recordings from the UK Public Domain.

Also featuring music from Lee Maddeford, The Manatee Man, Johnne Tuzza, Rob Van Den Berg and Freddie Wong c/o http://music.podshow.com/.

Doctor Bob Sinfield can be found loitering with intent at www.doctorsinuk.com. For more info on the marvellous Pete Gold visit www.petegold.co.uk.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Show 9 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:40:08 -0700

Some explicit content. UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts take to the comedy kitchen to bake another scrummy, carrot-packed chortle pastie. Just add chips and peas. And toss in the gravy.

Tremble! With fear as the teddy bear from Hell torches things. Shudder! In horror as the woman from ABC Dating offers gay phantom sex to monsters. Quake! In terror as mad thespians take to the streets to insert their danglies into toasters. And howl! In derision as Latvian goat porn finally gets the better of our Jeremy.

All this plus forcible broom insertion, geriatric honeymooning, Polish misunderstandings in the office, new and hapless meanderings from a poet’s brother, musical nappy changes and a touchingly belated tribute to the Queen Of Hearts – Gawd bless her. Comes with a free drum ‘n’ bass Mister Whippy.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Corinne Emerson, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Naomi Paxton, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Tears Of A Lady’ written and performed by Pete Gold.

'Hewgies Nappy Theme' - performed by Ricky Comisky.

Also featuring music from ActionTekJackson and Theory 12, Fumitaka Anzai, Lee Maddeford, Rob Van Den Berg and Freddie Wong c/o http://music.podshow.com/.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

The fabulous Bob Sinfield can be found lurking at www.doctorsinuk.com.

For more info on the marvellous Mister Gold visit www.petegold.co.uk.

Show 8 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow

Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:20:46 -0700

Some explicit content. UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts open Patch’s giggle tin and scoop out more juicy chunks of prime comedy goodness - packed with all the meaty chunks he needs for strong teeth and a shiny coat.

Shiver! With fear as the Nazi Party’s HR department feeds back the official results of the Gestapo Staff Survey. Shake! With terror as the Twitching Hampton Pheasant Massacre claims its first human victim. And shop! For a shiny new nobgag as Scandinavia’s most celebrated household goods and furniture retailer goes just a little pervy.

All this plus gay babies, parental lectures, problem drinkers, a man with a penchant for poodle fondling and, for the first time in ages, Kevin from the gas company’s arse.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, Fran Guy, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Pete Morgan, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Why Do People Think I’m Gay?’ written and performed by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from BeebleBrox, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o www.podsafemusicnetwork.com.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

The fabulous Bob Sinfield can be found lurking at www.doctorsinuk.com.

For more info on the marvellous Mr Gold visit www.petegold.co.uk.

Show 7 Traces Of Nuts BTPodshow

Sun, 05 Aug 2007 09:27:32 -0700

Some explicit content. Like some buxom, rosy-cheeked milkmaid or something, UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts get up with the lark again to skilfully tug Daisy’s squirty chuckle udders.

Scream! In horror as a seemingly peaceful village graveyard claims another hapless victim. Run! For cover as Colonel Starkey’s suicide mission hits a snag and bug eyed alien midgets vaporise postmen. And take cover! As the scabby chimp in the unisex lavvies steels itself for another spanking.

All this plus Jedi mind tricks, how to fail YOUR job interview for the civil service, a headmistress pimping the netball squad and what we Brits REALLY think about hosting the cocking Olympics. Plug in. Download. P*ss pants.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Corinne Emerson, Pete Gold, David Lucas, Steve McFall, Charlie Norfolk, Bob Sinfield, Becky Whitcroft and Craig Willis.

‘Piss Off - We Don’t Want The Olympics’ written and performed by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from Lee Maddeford, Rob Van De Berg and Freddie Wong c/o www.podsafemusicnetwork.com.

‘School Webcast’ sketch featured recordings from the UK Public Domain.

Two of the Nuts live in Edinburgh during August 2007. Bob Sinfield appears in ‘An Audience With Lord Buckley’ and Pete Gold appears in ‘Something To Crow About.’ More info visit www.edfringe.com.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Show 6 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 04:15:24 -0700

Cheer! As Brigadier Minky spins yarns of men with magnetised testicles. Whoop! As agency temps storm embassies due to SAS staff shortages. And holler! As Scott’s Antarctic expedition takes on whole new ridiculous twists.

All this plus spotty teenagers spout pop culture claptrap, unhealthy motherly rivalry spills over into the playground and baby oil smothered men thrash arses in Marks and Sparks elevator at behest of nasty munchkin. Dare you mess with … The Lift Pixie? Plug in. Download. P*ss pants.

Starring Jane Carter, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Lesley Collier, Corinne Emerson, David Lucas, Simon Moody, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield and Craig Willis.

‘Chainsaw’ by Josh Woodward.

Also featuring music from Johnny Ferreira, Lee Maddeford, The Tracks and Freddie Wong c/o www.podsafemusicnetwork.com.

‘Brigadier Minky Badgerwood’ featured recordings from the UK Public Domain.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Show 5 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 11:41:57 -0700

Some explicit content. Like some moody old school dinner lady or something, UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts ladle another comedy pudding with gooey dollops of hot, sweet chuckle custard.

Marvel! As a woman in lycra pings filing cabinets at cyborgs with her knockers. Rejoice! As delusional Australians talk tennis stars, sports bras and forbidden camel love. Delight! In the terminal confusion of a young politician with skeletons (and inflatable women) in his closet. Tremble! With excitement as a man with a beard talks drivel to a right couple of bankers and that bloke who does the sofa ads drops by to deny everything. All this plus elderly Yorkshiremen scaring each other, communication breakdown in the Middle East and cheap front-bottom gags in the Dragon’s Den for one hapless inventor.

Plug in. Download. P*ss pants.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Fran Guy, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Steve McFall, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Becky Whitcroft and Craig Willis.

‘Sheep In The Morning’ by TV’s Kyle.

Also featuring music from All Podcastleaders, Lee Maddeford, Johnne Tuzza and Freddie Wong c/o www.podsafemusicnetwork.com.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Show 4 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow

Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:22:31 -0700

Some explicit content. UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts celebrate their elevation to the iTunes UK Comedy Top 25 with another gourmet feast of gags, sketches and dubious smut, to be perfectly frank.

Delight! In the peculiar discomfort of a man with a todger for a name. Marvel! As the Mafia String Quartet takes to the stage for one killer of a farewell concert. Gasp! As a jazz band serenades a live cow, gay Fernando clubs lambs in his kitchen and another caller to the Mirthorpe Council helpline whinges to our Kevin. All this plus nipple tweaking on the NHS, free wine gums and YOUR chance to stuff batteries up a vampire’s arse. Plug in, download, p*ss pants.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Corinne Emerson, Lynsey Frost, David Lucas, Charlie Norfolk, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield and Craig Willis.

‘Gloopy Love’ by Dogs Must Be Carried.

Also featuring music from Mario Ajero, Cello Journey, Drye Glassmeyer, Lee Maddeford, Robert Willey and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network - www.podsafemusicnetwork.com.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Show 3 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow

Tue, 15 May 2007 13:08:12 -0700

Some explicit content. Freshly-squeezed, caffeine-free and hotfoot to your ears, UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts expertly probe the throbbing comedy g-spot with a brand new hot spurt of funnies.

Gasp! As a madwoman smothers yoghurt on a small bald songbird. Swoon! As Brigadier Minky reminisces on brass bands, gay German spies and forcible todger removal. Cheer! As DI Brookes offers whole new erotic incentives to helpless suspects and Kevin from the gas board gets fondled by a stranger. All this plus more incompetent bardery from a poet’s brother and an opportunity to vote Conservative. Plug in. Download. P*ss pants.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Lynsey Frost, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Bob Sinfield and Craig Willis.

‘Take Your Hands Off The Bear’ by Tom Smith.

‘Brigadier Minky Badgerwood’ features recordings from the UK Public Domain.

Also featuring music from All Podcastleaders, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network - www.podsafemusicnetwork.com.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Show 2 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow

Wed, 25 Apr 2007 00:00:00 -0700

Some explicit content, though mainly restricted here to multiple occurrences of the word ‘flange.’ UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts take to your eardrums with another bite-sized box of chuckles. Gasp! As the Committee For Gender Equality In Language gets up close and puerile. Shudder! As Mirthorpe Council takes drills to Mister Proctor’s farmers and Hairy Barry’s hormones surface over dinner. All this plus Clear And Pheasant Danger and the eponymous Lighthouse sketch, a unique comic fusion of caffeine, wee wee and Nazis. Plug in. Download. P*ss pants.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Lynsey Frost, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield and Craig Willis. Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts.

‘The Ballad Of Eddie Praeger’ by Paul And Storm.

Also featuring music from Mario Ajero, Brobdingnagian Bards, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network - www.podsafemusicnetwork.com.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Show 1 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow

Tue, 03 Apr 2007 14:17:19 -0700

Some explicit content. The first in a series of regular podcasts from UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts. Sketches, gags, pointless hand gestures and liberal smatterings of prime quality willy jokes litter this first outing on Podshow. Delight! As Jeff The Fairy Queen gets up close and personal with the panto donkey. Marvel! As Kevin the gas man bares all to a complete stranger. Gasp in wonderment! As the vicar struggles to control his cock and a bloke with no legs gets a budgie. All this plus practical financial assistance from the Lord Of Darkness. Plug in. Download. P*ss pants. Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Lynsey Frost, Lindley Gooden, Mark Heslegrave, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Frank Stirling and Craig Willis. Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. ‘The Ballad Of Little Joe’ by Ken Ducky and the Visible Dangleberries. Also featuring music from Adhesion, All Podcastleaders, Brian Kelly, Blazej Lindner, Lee Maddeford, Angel Vivaldi and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network - www.podsafemusicnetwork.com. Copyright (c) Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2007. All rights reserved. Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Traces of Nuts Promotion

Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:43:45 -0700

Traces of Nuts will be launching very soon. For now, check out the official pre-launch promo!

Traces Of Nuts is a group of UK-based comedy broadcasting professionals. Our current line-up includes two BBC radio presenters, a producer for a national commercial radio network and writers with credits including Not The Nine O’Clock News and The Rory Bremner Show. Traces Of Nuts broadcast to the nation via Dr Sin’s Laughter Zone for Oneword Radio, 2004-2005.